Best First Lines

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Maybe @shiels is right.

BEST OPENING LINES

ONLY 5 STAR OPENING LINES, NO 4 STAR QUITE GOOD LINES WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOUR FUCKING WITH ITS THE FUCKING BOSS

www.dissensus.com

 

[IdleRich]

Why I oughta.... can't get wait to see you at the great northern dissensus meet-up... anyway that's only got three pages so can we delete it please and make this the official one?

 

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A bunch of us are even suggesting the same lines. Mind you, the best opening lines are still gonna be the best four years later.

 

[0bleak]

it's funny that luka mentioned that public enemy line because I almost posted it in this thread.

 

[germaphobian]

Pay your rates
Pay your water rates

 

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I work with medics who are trying to rid the world of disease