I have a 6 dvd box set of female ninja films where they fire acid milk from their breasts at foes
do we now ban mammary glands Sir Keir?
I was having a smoke this morning and one of the other smokers informed me that Sir Keir was groomed by Jimmy Saville and that we, the UK, are now a nation with a paedophile in control
"ninja swords" are the least of our problems
maybe we should ban "kitchen knives" as well
or perhaps we could just just invest in mental health care and treatments but that is too much fucking expense and effort, eh?