WWYD - A Thread of Nazarene Nascence

pattycakes_

Can turn naughty
It's always wwjd right? But let's say for once j was asking y for advice. What then?

Example: say j was a bedroom producer and had made himself quite a hefty back catalog of decent to good grade tunes in various genres. Let's say he'd uploaded them all to SC and BC with no fanfare because he's Jesus and that just isn't him. Inevitably nothing happens. So he decides to seek counsel. He goes to Vravron near Athens to visit the temple of Artemis and Artemis tells him that he must take a bigger step toward realizing his potential. Water in to wine, walk on water, big whoop de doo j dawg, said Artemis. What about growing a pair and actually sallying forward and putting yourself out there for real, eh, kid? And then she disappeared. Jesus looks around and no one was to be seen, so he reached into his pocket and pulled out the iPhone XXXIII and logged into dissensus.com and asked WWYD dissensus?

What would ye do, dissensus?

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