Todd Edwards

[Corpsey]

Is it true that Luka is a fake cockney like Damon Albarn?

That's what version told me

 

[version]

Yeah he was, but he wasn't there, he thinks Todd is whack, also he was too old for nightclubs by then

He'd have been like 22, 23...

 

[Corpsey]

He was working at the dog track to get "the authentic argot" into his poetry

 

[version]

Marks deducted for

"Lock down your aerial,"

 

[Corpsey]

Stick a monkey on Small Bev would ya?
HURRY UP PLEASE GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME

 

[...]

Is it true that Luka is a fake cockney like Damon Albarn?

That's what version told me

No he's a geezer

 

[...]

He only went to boarding school for a short while

 

[Corpsey]

"Luka is a bit like Mike Skinner except he went to private school rather than living in Birmingham" - version, 2021

 

[version]

"Has there ever been a better tune than 'The Dream'? It's like a sampler having a mental breakdown. Absolutely brilliant. You can never go too far."

-- Corpsey, 2021.

 

[Corpsey]

(address for this one ends "Wankik")

 

[version]

 

[Corpsey]

People are either dogs or cats. He's definitely a dog.

 

[version]

 

[Corpsey]

@craner where is this locked on mix

 

[version]

There's an unmixed playlist of the tracks from it on YouTube,

 

[...]

@craner where is this locked on mix

You have to buy the CD Corpse

Anyway, there's nothing special about the mix, except that every track is an early UK garage/2-step classic, one banger after another after another.

 

[version]

Corpsey has that Friday feeling I can tell he's excited for the weekend

 

[Corpsey]

Love this one "The Dream"

So bumpy 😎

 

[...]

Love this one "The Dream"

So bumpy 😎

Good boy.

 

[Corpsey]

Not in a political or world historical context but in a personal context this has been a shit week and to be quite honest Todd Edwards has redeemed it

It's this and William Hazlitt's essay on Coriolanus that have made me fix my cannon gainst self slaughter this week at least