Where have the UFOs gone?

[Mr. Tea]

Science fan, drug enthusiast, mushroom forager, skate shoe wearer, wallet on a chain protector

I did briefly flirt with wallet-chainery aged 17 or so, although not since then.

But perhaps it's something that stays with you, in a spiritual sense.

 

[Murphy]

 

[pattycakes_]

Congress Admits UFOs Not ‘Man-Made,’ Says ‘Threats’ Increasing ‘Exponentially’

The new budget for America’s intelligence services directs the Pentagon to focus its UFO investigation on those objects that it can't identify.

www.vice.com

 

[Mr. Tea]

Best fire up the space lasers, oy vey!

 

[pattycakes_]

Are the space lasers Jewish or something?

 

[pattycakes_]

Or... Nazi?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Are the space lasers Jewish or something?

Ask this fine lady:

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s space laser and the age-old problem of blaming the Jews

Why conspiracy theorists always end up pointing the finger at Jews — and why that’s a problem for the GOP.

www.vox.com

 

[pattycakes_]

Und?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Und?

What do you mean, und? You asked, I answered.

 

[pattycakes_]

I posted an article about the US gov officially claiming the UFOs are not man made and you're bringing anti semitism and conspiracy into it? You and biscuits deserve each other.

 

[Murphy]

Tea is the drug of Britain’s finest fuckwits, Tea

 

[Murphy]

Caveat, I’m not anti-tea. It’s a staple which takes precedent over cawfee every time

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Yet that account still tweets in English, the language of the colonialists

 

[Mr. Tea]

I posted an article about the US gov officially claiming the UFOs are not man made and you're bringing anti semitism and conspiracy into it? You and biscuits deserve each other.

I was just messing about with the space lasers. It was a widely-shared meme at the time, I assumed you knew about it.

 

[pattycakes_]

Memes are not something I generally keep abreast of

 

[subvert47]

I saw a UFO last night. George Cole blew it up on the moon with a rocket launcher.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Memes are not something I generally keep abreast of

I suppose you've got your Glen Miller gramophone records and back issues of The People's Friend to keep you entertained.

 

[pattycakes_]

I'm just not on Twitter or social media. That shit is for the birds, like you

 

[wg-]

That "leaked" video linked in the Vice article of the UFO disappearing into the water has really confused me.

Maybe its got something to with the spurious origins but the resolution is fucking horrendous. Considering how ubiquitous HD/4K is now it's quite jarring to see potato footage

But it says the Pentagon confirmed veracity! Mad. Surely its only a matter of time before some bastard fires at one of these

 

[Mr. Tea]

I'm just not on Twitter or social media. That shit is for the birds, like you

Tweet, tweet!