Largest Penis in the Avian World - I swear this is news.

[Freakaholic]

"In a world where most bird species downplay their family jewels, the unusually fantastic genitals of ducks pose an evolutionary puzzle for scientists."

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_366856.htm

and here

http://www.livescience.com/animalworld/070430_duckgenital_evolution.html

and here

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/01/science/01duck.html?_r=2&pagewanted=1&oref=slogin

so, this has to be important, right?

 

[Mr. Tea]

I guess you could call him Swan Jeremy.

Ahem.

 

[Freakaholic]

I guess you could call him Swan Jeremy.

Ahem.

That thought puts this quote in an entirely new light:

After looking at the genitalia of a male duck, "I became immediately intrigued by what the female anatomy would look like to accommodate such a bizarre organ"

................Ahem indeed.