Cybersex

[martin]

Has anyone here ever gone online and had a crack at cybersex?

Was it fun? What did you get up to? Who did you do it with? Did you have to pay for it?

 

[Mr. Tea]

"Cybersex"? You mean, typing with a shaky left hand?

Each to their own, but I can't think of many things sadder than having a wank while chatting on Messenger with someone you haven't even met...

 

[martin]

Completely unrelated, but I remember I once saw a dumped car in SE London, and someone had sprayed 'KILL SATPAL RAM' on the side.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Completely unrelated, but I remember I once saw a dumped car in SE London, and someone had sprayed 'KILL SATPAL RAM' on the side.

Keep going, I'm nearly there!

Another one for the "best thread derailments" thread? It only took two replies, one of them by the thread's starter. Fantastic.

 

[martin]

I thought it was going to lead to a huge argument about online vs real, with people being accused of sexism, deluded belief in 'self', etc. But I guess nobody else on here's visited Squirell Buttkin's House of Furversion forum and flogged their log while repeatedly scrolling "EEP EEP EEP EEP" across the screen - only logging off, in shame, when one of the 'hedgehog girls' types "LOL UR GAY I'M A MAN"

 

[Mr. Tea]

I thought it was going to lead to a huge argument about online vs real, with people being accused of sexism, deluded belief in 'self', etc. ...

Where's hundredmillionlifetimes when you need him, eh?

...But I guess nobody else on here's visited Squirell Buttkin's House of Furversion forum and flogged their log while repeatedly scrolling "EEP EEP EEP EEP" across the screen - only logging off, in shame, when one of the 'hedgehog girls' types "LOL UR GAY I'M A MAN"

Oh, hang on, just answered my own question...

 

[gumdrops]

who says it has to be with someone youve never met? if youre far from your other half or current squeeze or whatever and are talking on MSN, who says you cant ahem dabble in the joys of emoticons a bit more sordid than the wink one?

 

[Mr. Tea]

who says it has to be with someone youve never met? if youre far from your other half or current squeeze or whatever and are talking on MSN, who says you cant ahem dabble in the joys of emoticons a bit more sordid than the wink one?

Oh sure, fair enough, but my understanding of the term is more along the lines of "Ooh, sExYhEeLzBiTcH is online, she sounds hot...", and then 'cyber-ing' with someone who is in actual fact a 17-stone trucker named Dave.

 

[gumdrops]

i worry about guys that pretend to be women

what are the benefits?

i mean, i did do it for a laugh when i was at uni with my flatmate, but it wasnt for thrills. (no really it wasnt).

 

[Mr. Tea]

i worry about guys that pretend to be women

what are the benefits?

i mean, i did do it for a laugh when i was at uni with my flatmate, but it wasnt for thrills. (no really it wasnt).

Ahaha, yeah, and I bet you downloaded porn for 'research purposes'...

 

[gumdrops]

no seriously

this was in the early days of my net useage

i had never even used it before i went to uni so was quite excited about emailing and all that

somehow a day or two at the end of term with nothing to do created a small opening for us to pretend to be women

erm

i have nothing more to add on this topic

:slanted:

why would anyone make this topic on a site like this anyway? as if anyones going to give an honest answer.

 

[Mr. Tea]

somehow a day or two at the end of term with nothing to do created a small opening for us to pretend to be women

While-U-Wait sex-changes? What's the world coming to, I ask you? And will somebody PLEASE think of the CHILDREN!!!!

 

[bassnation]

no seriously

this was in the early days of my net useage

i had never even used it before i went to uni so was quite excited about emailing and all that

somehow a day or two at the end of term with nothing to do created a small opening for us to pretend to be women

erm

i have nothing more to add on this topic

:slanted:

why would anyone make this topic on a site like this anyway? as if anyones going to give an honest answer.

i take it you didn't save the conversations, and that you aren't going to post up excerpts for our collective edification then?

 

[gumdrops]

i would

if i still had e convos from ten years back

but i dont

so sorry guys

you might just have to go into chat rooms and pretend to be women for your own education purposes

alas!

 

[sodiumnightlife]

not cyber sex but phone sex is great hahaha. Not with one of they chat lines though, with someone you know. Real sex does win hands down however.

 

[Freakaholic]

phone, cyber, and video sex can save a long distance relationship in ways unheard of before.

 

[Lichen]

somehow a day or two at the end of term with nothing to do created a small opening for us to pretend to be women

it takes more than a small opening to be a woman

 

[martin]

why would anyone make this topic on a site like this anyway? as if anyones going to give an honest answer.

It's not my fault if you're all sexually inhibited prudes! You've all been brainwashed by Catholicism and Islam - you're sheep, basically.

 

[Mr. Tea]

it takes more than a small opening to be a woman

Bah! I saw that and was going to make a HILARIOUS joke about it, but then I forgot and did something else instead.