"I can't believe it's not to do with the Middle East!"

[Mr. Tea]

A moment's light-hearted distraction from the woes of the world: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6283494.stm

Edit: the phrase "...rescued brown from toilet" makes me think of someone with his sleeves rolled up, reaching down into the bowl...

 

[Mr. Tea]

Well sod ya then, I thought it was worth a chuckle.

 

[Guybrush]

OK, so is the BBC going downmarket now or what? That’s a non-story if I ever saw one.

 

[Edward]

OK, so is the BBC going downmarket now or what

Happened ages ago.
They had Paris Hilton coming out of prison as a big story on the TV news.

 

[Martin Dust]

Two words, Heat Magazine.