I love to "ride" my bicycle

[noel emits]

I think they're captions to photos.

Vice should get him in to do the dos and don'ts some time.

 

[nomadologist]

I liked this one:

A woman intermittently kissing two men: Does this constellation not merely
explicate the fact that, while a man cheats his feminine partner with
another real woman, a woman can cheat a man even if she makes love only with
him, since her pleasure is never fully contained in enjoying him?

 

[hundredmillionlifetimes]

The only successful sexual relationship occurs when the fantasies of the two partners overlap. If the man fantasizes that making love is like riding a bike...

And the woman wants to be penetrated by a stud, then what truly goes on while they make love is that a horse is riding a bike...with a fantasy like that, who needs a personality?

Yeah, it's always in monochrome when fantasies collide.