Yup. Actually a drinking thread at 10:54 in the morning with a hangover is not the place to be!
Yup. Actually a drinking thread at 10:54 in the morning with a hangover is not the place to be!
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Alcohol is just a terrible drug.
I won't say I don't drink sometimes, but I've never really had a "time" drinking. Certainly not any good ones, anyway.
I won't say I don't drink sometimes, but I've never really had a "time" drinking. Certainly not any good ones, anyway.
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At least you had something to do last night, I'm trapped severely upstate until Friday night. It's like a disease.
I didn't really want to drink it was any excuse to (a) continue an affair with this girl and (b) avoid writing my Hegel essay.
Alcohol is ok as a drug, up to a certain point, but it is incredibly tricky to reach a satisfactory median point with it, I always end up falling on either the not geting drunk side or excessively intoxicated wind-up merchant side (with inevitable come back the next day that I spent the whole time talking about terrorism or why people want to have pneumatic sexual intercourse with their mothers- or just bollocking on about theory to people who neither know nor care...)
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roffle
I talk about that shit anyway
I talk about that shit anyway
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This is true of people who metabolize intoxicants quickly. I can tell from other things you've said that you have a really fast metabolism--I'm fighting mine, for some reason it's getting faster all the time. It's like a war on losing weight every day.
And I just got full blood work done, no diseases, nothing to explain it.
maybe i'm a jerk, but that was the exact stuff i found boring...
it reminds me of a guy i worked with who traveled when he was in the army, "the water in the the philipines, it was a blue and clear as... uh, this glass of water..."
i am not saying sex and drugs aren't great, i am saying that hearing about anyone else's particular preference in sex and drugs is fairly boring... (to me...)
like: WHAT? YOU DO NOT LIKE BLOW JOBS, WOW, YOU ARE CRAZY, THEY ARE GREAT
ARGH, YOU LIKE TO DRESS UP LIKE A DRAGON AND WACK OFF TO PICTURES OF ABANDONED BUILDINGS, YOU ARE TOTALLY NUTS
ONE TIME I DID SO MUCH COKE, I CHEWED MY PINKY DOWN TO THE KNUCKLE. OUCH.
I USED TO TAKE ACID EVERY WEEKEND ONE SUMMER. FUCKING HELL, THAT SURE WAS A NUTTY TIME. THE TEXTURE OF A BANANA IN MY MOUTH FREAKED ME OUT.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT COMBINE ADVIL, O'DOULS, AND VANILLA YOOHOO. TALK ABOUT HARSHING MY MELLOW!!!!!!!!!!
IT MAY RELATE TO SOME SORT OF CHILDHOOD TRAUMA, BUT I CANNOT ACHIEVE ORGASM WITHOUT MY PARTNER SPITTING IN MY FACE AT MY MOMENT OF CLIMAX
i do of course make exceptions:
"you know what's the best type of pussy to eat? asian pussy"
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maybe i'm a jerk, but that was the exact stuff i found boring...
it reminds me of a guy i worked with who traveled when he was in the army, "the water in the the philipines, it was a blue and clear as... uh, this glass of water..."
i am not saying sex and drugs aren't great, i am saying that hearing about anyone else's particular preference in sex and drugs is fairly boring... (to me...)
like: WHAT? YOU DO NOT LIKE BLOW JOBS, WOW, YOU ARE CRAZY, THEY ARE GREAT
ARGH, YOU LIKE TO DRESS UP LIKE A DRAGON AND WACK OFF TO PICTURES OF ABANDONED BUILDINGS, YOU ARE TOTALLY NUTS
ONE TIME I DID SO MUCH COKE, I CHEWED MY PINKY DOWN TO THE KNUCKLE. OUCH.
I USED TO TAKE ACID EVERY WEEKEND ONE SUMMER. FUCKING HELL, THAT SURE WAS A NUTTY TIME. THE TEXTURE OF A BANANA IN MY MOUTH FREAKED ME OUT.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT COMBINE ADVIL, O'DOULS, AND VANILLA YOOHOO. TALK ABOUT HARSHING MY MELLOW!!!!!!!!!!
IT MAY RELATE TO SOME SORT OF CHILDHOOD TRAUMA, BUT I CANNOT ACHIEVE ORGASM WITHOUT MY PARTNER SPITTING IN MY FACE AT MY MOMENT OF CLIMAX
i do of course make exceptions:
"you know what's the best type of pussy to eat? asian pussy"
Whatever, if I were in NYC, I wouldn't be within 10 feet of a computer either.
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nomadologist
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You know what I think is boring? When men rehash the entire plots of movies to one another, and do the quotes in the voices.
Damn, that is boring!
Damn, that is boring!
Yes this is actually so... good deduction- I can basically eat like a morbidly obese beast and I remain skeletally thin- I got blood tests, thyroid tests etc, but apparently all fine. Hmm. We ought to do a coffee thread cos that is the drug that I'm freakishly sensitive to, three cups of that and I'm on a coke/meth-like high... A hard drug using friend of mine told me that she was convinced I was using at my last job because of this...
This kills comedy for me. People endlessly quoting entire scenes from Monty fucking Python in boorish fashion.
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I can't drink coffee either, unless I'm on downers, I get panic attacks!!
I get hungry literally every hour. That kind of hunger where your stomach knaws at itself like it's going to collapse or something. I try eating huge fried meals twice a day--nothing happens. My doctor told me to drink chocolate milk all the time, but it makes me gag.
Let's have a pity party.
I get hungry literally every hour. That kind of hunger where your stomach knaws at itself like it's going to collapse or something. I try eating huge fried meals twice a day--nothing happens. My doctor told me to drink chocolate milk all the time, but it makes me gag.
Let's have a pity party.
i think it's great when people do it for horror movies. this killed many rainy day lumch periods during elementary school... picture heavy boston accent: "yah, so then the guy is making out with his girlfriend and he turns into Freddy and shit!" (me: no shit?) (the other guy: YAHHHHHHHHHH!)
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hahaha
I was just in Boston at the Seaport Hotel and I ate some lobster somewhere on the water. That's all I really know about Boston. I mean Newbury Comics!
I was just in Boston at the Seaport Hotel and I ate some lobster somewhere on the water. That's all I really know about Boston. I mean Newbury Comics!