slim jenkins
El Hombre Invisible
try, in the split second before seating yourself, just pinching the material of the trouser leg material across the thigh and lifting the leg upwards and inch or so, so you can see your ankle bones whilst seated - a small change but it could make all the difference.
Ha! Good one - done to avoid trousers getting baggy at the knees, but irrelevant now that no-one wears 'proper' trousers except to work in the office, of course.
Most Proper Grown Ups I've ever met have been boring as hell. I've rarely met PGU's on the domestic/career treadmill that still dream, play, create, or dare allow the mask of Proper Manhood to slip.