Corpsey

bandz ahoy
Are you intimidated by the burly sinewy intellects of the metropolitan elite (epitomised by me, with my art fund art pass and familiarity with all three main screening rooms at the BFI)?
 

craner

Beast of Burden
Is that where you live?

How can an aesthete live such a provincial life?

How did you not know that? It's one of the most well-known things about me. When people think of Barry they think of Gavin & Stacey, Butlins and me.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
Why on earth do you live there?

Is it because you know for a fact that you're the most cultured person living within 150 miles?
 

craner

Beast of Burden
The council were planning to take Wetherspoons to the Court of Chivalry which last sat in 1737.
 
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