"It's a trap!" I wail, tears rolling down my cheeks as he sails towards the falls obliviously. I see the rocks that will dash him to pieces, the impossible to survive plummet stories through the air. Shaking, I scream "You'll die, please! Stop!" as my voice shrills itself into a rasp. But he keeps paddling onward, a smile on his face, obliviously. And somehow, despite being unable to reach him, I can see him happily chanting along to the bars:
"You must think that I'm doing this for no reason- Heart and Soul!!!!!"
and then he's gone.