its all templates, all that english people this, southerners that
cos theyre all small minded provincial people with chips on their shoulders
you want to pen them into their boring identities. Rochdale people we were born and Rochdale people we will stay. thats what you want.
Although to deflate my hilarious joke somewhat, I'm actually very jealous of people with accents.
This is a class prejudice I think - one that I share and am in favour of. A working class thing. Essex has a more working class rep than most of the other counties due to all the cockneys heading out to Dagenham and beyond post WW2. I always thought Essex girls jokes had their origin because of posh twats in the City meeting fit secretaries who commuted in via Liverpool St, 'cos w/c = sexual licence obvs.southern england i have to be honet, they dont have souls. thats actually true. but london and essex is set apart from that.
Although to deflate my hilarious joke somewhat, I'm actually very jealous of people with accents.
Accents are one of those many things that I realised, on acid, are blessings from God. Like bottled Moretti, toilet paper and trees.