cos he forbids himself the consolation of a wank. so thoughts of it occupy his every waking hour. like a would be saint in medevil times of yore.Why are you so obsessed with wanking versh
He's a proDid you deliberately write this so it sounded like it was about wanking until the last word?
Hard to think of any job more romantic or poeticits quite romantic in its way
Meanwhile I'm busting in my fleshlight twice a day and reading Ulysses through my spectacles like I'm Cardinal Newman himself
Irately, plump Jack Law came into the bathroom, bearing a bowl of lubricant on which an iPhone and a fleshlight lay crossed.