Pervert Of The Day

[william_kent]

there's more to the story

he had relatives that worked at the farm

it's not like people didn't know he was a "bad 'un"

 

[version]

there's more to the story

he had relatives that worked at the farm

it's not like people didn't know he was a "bad 'un"

"Someone's raping the livestock to death... "

"Oh, that'll be our Liam. He loves it."

 

[luka]

would a @Corpsey top ten wanks thread have legs?

 

[version]

would a @Corpsey top ten wanks thread have legs?

Quivering, mottled ones.

 

[william_kent]

"Someone's raping the livestock to death... "

"Oh, that'll be our Liam. He loves it."

have you read this?



there's a passage where the brother asks "Do you think it's our kid Pete?"

chilling

 

[version]

Reminds me of The Unabomber's brother being the one to ID him after getting a look at his manifesto.

 

[william_kent]

I once watched a day time TV show where they asked a young lady "how did you feel when you found out your grandad was an SS general who murdered thousands at some NAZI concentration camp"

no control over your ancestors or relatives

yet YOU have to explain

it'll drive me to drinks and drugs to be honest

 

[version]

Hitler's half-nephew looked like Diplo.

 

[william_kent]

Hitler's half-nephew looked like Diplo.

totally on board with this

fucking hate diplo

he is the WORST\

in fact i almost pissed myself at his feeble escape from fucking burning man

pussy

Diplo hitchhiked ride out of rain-drenched Burning Man after walking miles ‘through the mud’ and actually made it to his DC concert​

After a heavy rainstorm soaked the Burning Man festival, leaving more than 70,000 people stranded, the DJ and producer embarked on a muddy trek through the desert. With the help of some star-studded friends, a kind fan named Tony and some “hippies” with a Sprinter van, Diplo made it to his show.

Diplo said he and some celebrity friends, including Chris Rock, Cindy Crawford, Kaia Gerber and Austin Butler, made the decision to walk out of the area Saturday morning.

“There’s no actual gate to open or close,” he said of the designated festival area. “It’s just the matter of the mud ends and a paved road begins, and that paved road goes to Gerlach, Nevada, and we had a walk to that paved road.”

oh fuck you DIPLO

CUNT

 

[Mr. Tea]

I once watched a day time TV show where they asked a young lady "how did you feel when you found out your grandad was an SS general who murdered thousands at some NAZI concentration camp"

no control over your ancestors or relatives

yet YOU have to explain

it'll drive me to drinks and drugs to be honest

 

[william_kent]

 

[Clinamenic]

@WashYourHands

 

[william_kent]

"apropos of nothing"

I was told by the woman who gave me advice on the correct way to insert a fish ( tail first if you're interested, that way the scales don't embed and necessitate a trip to A&E ) that the number one postcode for mail order deliveries of "adult toys" in the UK is Alderley Edge ( where all the footballers have luxury homes ) which ruined my childhood memories of Alan Garner's "The Weirdstone of Brisingamen"

 

[Clinamenic]

"apropos of nothing"

I was told by the woman who gave me advice on the correct way to insert a fish ( tail first if you're interested, that way the scales don't embed and necessitate a trip to A&E ) that the number one postcode for mail order deliveries of "adult toys" in the UK is Alderley Edge ( where all the footballers have luxury homes ) which ruined my childhood memories of Alan Garner's "The Weirdstone of Brisingamen"

The correct way to insert a fish? Into any orifice in particular, or is the advice generalizable?

 

[Mr. Tea]

The correct way to insert a fish? Into any orifice in particular, or is the advice generalizable?

The mouth is generally considered an acceptable orifice for this, I think?

 

[WashYourHands]

@WashYourHands

 

[william_kent]

re: inserting fish in the vagina



I was being subtle

do I really have to spell it out?

 

[Clinamenic]

The mouth is generally considered an acceptable orifice for this, I think?

I'm asking for a friend.

 

[Mr. Tea]

re: inserting fish in the vagina



I was being subtle

do I really have to spell it out?

Tartare sauce, lemon juice and/or salt generally make the insertion of fish into the mouth more pleasurable. I don't have a vagina so I can't talk with any authority about whether it would improve that experience, although I have my doubts.

 

[WashYourHands]

re: inserting fish in the vagina



I was being subtle

do I really have to spell it out?

spell what out