Ontological Shock
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Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
The latter, triggered by exposure to bourgeois foodieism.
WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
One perk of not having any piece of ground to stand on is that you don’t feel any quakes.
wild greens
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The first time you do acid when otherwise sober and realise the plants are aware of your presence
wild greens
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I don't believe this new UFO man personally it's like in school when one of the lads says he got off with a bird at his cousin's house party but then you meet the cousin and he looks like he goes Games Workshop
WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
Our youngest son wants to captain England at cricket. I understand childhood obsessions, his mother is buzzing when we take him to practice “nets” but I can’t help feel deeply deeply betrayed
All of my graft about playing sport against England has failed. Of his three older brothers, only the oldest supports Celtic, the middle two were sneakily inducted into their grandfather’s favourite club, Liverpool, while the youngest just wants to hit “boundaries” and likes “Duncan Fearnley”, the latter sounding like an old extinct cigarette brand
Stunned, distressed but more than a little chuffed he’s aiming so high so young. Have to throw a tennis ball endlessly at him down the hallway. “Forward defensive, forward drives, back foot defensive”, “cuts”, “hooks”, surreal lexicon. “Don Bradman” apparently practiced batting using a single stump to improve his aim, so the side of the house is now a stump/tennis wall where he endlessly tries to knock the ball back n forth as a rally
Look out Australia
All of my graft about playing sport against England has failed. Of his three older brothers, only the oldest supports Celtic, the middle two were sneakily inducted into their grandfather’s favourite club, Liverpool, while the youngest just wants to hit “boundaries” and likes “Duncan Fearnley”, the latter sounding like an old extinct cigarette brand
Stunned, distressed but more than a little chuffed he’s aiming so high so young. Have to throw a tennis ball endlessly at him down the hallway. “Forward defensive, forward drives, back foot defensive”, “cuts”, “hooks”, surreal lexicon. “Don Bradman” apparently practiced batting using a single stump to improve his aim, so the side of the house is now a stump/tennis wall where he endlessly tries to knock the ball back n forth as a rally
Look out Australia
WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
you piked Eoin Morgan from Eire, next stop Mapperley
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Surely curling or hurling or whatever for the United Celtic Republic of ScWaIreland.
WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
when you can’t read ignored Tea posts and Tea stumbles across your reminder
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Rent. Free.