Tales from the scene

[shiels]

it took me 5 seconds. i feel slightly guilty. i do that all day for a living. churn it out like an affectless machine

Off the cuff genius at work usually trumps genius trying to be sophisticated imo

 

[shiels]

to pull a bird? if you think it would help, sure

No to keep one

 

[shiels]

Poetry to pull a bird are you mental

 

[Clinamenic]

No to keep one

You could memorize it then feign to conjure it off the cuff, at a romantic moment.

 

[Clinamenic]

In this capacity Luke may find a lucrative consumer base in pick-up artists. He could become the ghost writer of the movement.

 

[luka]

Poetry to pull a bird are you mental

its certainly never worked for me

 

[shiels]

It’s basically an unsalvageable situation that I can still squeeze some value out of … so I’ll drip it out two lines at a time over a few weeks over voicenotes if it’s ok with you

 

[Clinamenic]

An interesting career pivot this presents to luke: eros liquidation services.

 

[Clinamenic]

It’s basically an unsalvageable situation that I can still squeeze some value out of … so I’ll drip it out two lines at a time over a few weeks over voicenotes if it’s ok with you

Amortizing the amore, as Craner would say.

 

[malelesbian]

One time, in the scene, we were all eating this Cake Boss cake and a girl crashed through a wall.

 

[Clinamenic]

One time, in the scene, we were all eating this Cake Boss cake and a girl crashed through a wall.

You a production assistant?

 

[shiels]

Luke & woops could make millions doing what they do streaming on twitch taking requests from all over, prime Thames view location, Quality Banter in between, alternate between go pro and iPhone on a tripod

 

[malelesbian]

You a production assistant?

no

 

[luka]

It’s basically an unsalvageable situation that I can still squeeze some value out of … so I’ll drip it out two lines at a time over a few weeks over voicenotes if it’s ok with you

yes mate go for it

 

[shiels]

Typewriter poems posted to insta the business model writes itself

 

[Clinamenic]

no

Oh, okay then that event seems perfectly normal.

 

[luka]

Luke & woops could make millions doing what they do streaming on twitch taking requests from all over, prime Thames view location, Quality Banter in between, alternate between go pro and iPhone on a tripod

yeah i just need a wideboy to make it happen

 

[shiels]

I did offer to be your manager! But you need some wee bombastic tik tok gimp, maybe a few, and you need either a massive celebrity or a massive moment ie a proposal on camera after a poem like that one above and then you’re whistling Dixie

 

[sus]

It's an OK poem. There are some good lines, but also some mixed metaphors and some hallmark stuff. it's like how freestyle rappers can spit out some great lines on the spot, you can tell that there's a remixing of phrases they've used before, trot out regularly.

 

[shiels]

It's an OK poem. There are some good lines, but also some mixed metaphors and some hallmark stuff. it's like how freestyle rappers can spit out some great lines on the spot, you can tell that there's a remixing of phrases they've used before, trot out regularly.

If you knew anything about rap you wouldn’t say that