Things You've Invented

[version]

Corpsey invented onanism and the character of Hawkeye for Marvel.

 

[luka]

a bold innovation by anyones standards

 

[version]

I'm sure Gus has come up with a bunch of terms. He had that one of his mate's he was using a while back, "Erisology". Stan's had his bizarre projects too.

 

[version]

plus tea invented the laughing at the agonising death of your father meme

A concerning legacy.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I feel like Corpsey's unwittingly invented some sort of rare disease or fungal infection.

Corpseyceps!

 

[luka]

 

[Mr. Tea]

plus tea invented the laughing at the agonising death of your father meme

I still regard this as my one of my proudest moments. Prick was asking for it, let's face it.

 

[luka]

on superbikes not puny dirtbikes like in im a boss

 

[luka]

o wrong thread lolol

 

[craner]

I invented myself.

 

[woops]

i invented warp...speed

 

[Mr. Tea]

I invented myself.

The bootstrapping of boot-cut jeans.

 

[WashYourHands]

I helped invent the cheese strain of cannabis

I still regard this as my one of my proudest moments. Prick was asking for it, let's face it.

 

[luka]

how

 

[WashYourHands]

Cheese? Working with a few of the Exodus lads in Luton with cuttings, M1 late night paranoia would’ve been more appropriate

 

[mixed_biscuits]

I invented a genre of dance music, which I call 'ERnBM':

I just played this to a friend who's visiting. He's senior A&R for Warners and he wants to discuss an album deal with you but you need to show that you've read this message before he leaves. How can I get this through to you?! He's just sent a link to Beyonce but we've got to get back to him before she listens to it. Time is of the essence, hurry!