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That Madonna rap is irredeemably awful and completely inexcusable in this day and age, but the Blondie one has never bothered me too much. I reckon it still works somehow despite its obvious shortcomings. Weren't a lot rhymes simplistic and lacking in flow back in the early days anyway? 'The Message' has lines that few people would get away with anymore ("You say I’m cool, I’m no fool / But then you wind up dropping out of high school").
The only pop raps that really bother me are the ones that ruin otherwise great tunes. The bit in A.R. Kane's 'Love From Outer Space' where something approximating the following lines comes in actually depresses me:
The only pop raps that really bother me are the ones that ruin otherwise great tunes. The bit in A.R. Kane's 'Love From Outer Space' where something approximating the following lines comes in actually depresses me:
Then of course there are obvious candidates like 'Rat Rappin' and 'Snot Rap', which are probably better forgotten.She comes arriving via space express
She's the girl in the star struck dress
(something something something) guess
I just can't wait for her caress
She comes from the milky way
She's come to earth on my birthday