Today I picked up a copy of the latest Wired because the cover story is: "In Praise Of the Riff"
The praise was heaped upon:
MC5 - "Somehow, Ann Arbor Michigan became the spiritual home of the revolutionary riff..."
Stooges - "the best Stooges riffs somehow conjure whole universes of wayward, inspirational excitement from thier defiantly sparse materials"
Velvet Underground - "VU was less focused on the riff than the Stooges, but when they went for it, they brought to bear all the harmonic density of La Monte Young's Theater Of Eternal Music, and all the feral ferocity of a street-sleeping speedfreak."
Now in the same article the writer dishes major disses:
"Exhibitionists like Clapton, Page and Beck all missed the point, paving the way for heavy rock and the tedious, denim-clad cul de sac of Metal"
"...most of heavy rock's riff-wielding hierarchy - Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, AC/DC - are revealed as leaden-footed, prehistoric."
"Sweatloaf, The Butthole Surfers's mutant assault on Sabbath's "Sweet Leaf", was a genuinely psychedelic attempt to claim it back for the real freaks..."
What's the deal?