baboon2004
Darned cockwombles.
That's what I wanna know - can be jokes, stand-ups, TV series, books, occurrences, websites, whatever.
My current top five:
(1) Peter Cook scripts - "I'm a, err, quality controller, in a leading biscuit factory. It is my job to test biscuits for comestibility, and I do this by biting into them, tasting them for flavour and texture. And if the biscuit is satisfactory, I allow another four million to go by."
(2) Charlie Brooker's Guardian columns
(3) Demetri Martin
(4) My friend's joke: After their remix for Eric B & Rakim, Coldcut turn up at Rakim's house to pay the royalties with a lorryload of gooseberry-flavoured yoghurt-based dessert. Rakim: "What the fuck is this?" Coldcut:"I thought you said you wanted to be paid in fool?"
(5) b3ta.com's Question of the Week.
My current top five:
(1) Peter Cook scripts - "I'm a, err, quality controller, in a leading biscuit factory. It is my job to test biscuits for comestibility, and I do this by biting into them, tasting them for flavour and texture. And if the biscuit is satisfactory, I allow another four million to go by."
(2) Charlie Brooker's Guardian columns
(3) Demetri Martin
(4) My friend's joke: After their remix for Eric B & Rakim, Coldcut turn up at Rakim's house to pay the royalties with a lorryload of gooseberry-flavoured yoghurt-based dessert. Rakim: "What the fuck is this?" Coldcut:"I thought you said you wanted to be paid in fool?"
(5) b3ta.com's Question of the Week.