favourite headline ever

[Mr. Tea]

Not a headline, but the title of a brief story I saw the other day: Escort girl 'tried to run over and kill Berlusconi'.

Where's a hooker with decent driving skills when you need one, eh? Still, I applaud her for trying.

 

[viktorvaughn]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8188466.stm

 

[Sectionfive]

 

[Slothrop]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/mediamonkeyblog/2009/sep/01/express-ant-dec-headline-error

 

[Mr. Tea]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/mediamonkeyblog/2009/sep/01/express-ant-dec-headline-error

Splfffffffft......

 

[Mr. Tea]

Hitler + Aids = most tasteful advert ever?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/07/germany-aids-advertisement-hitler-stalin

 

[Sick Boy]

Hitler + Aids = most tasteful advert ever?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/07/germany-aids-advertisement-hitler-stalin

ohmygod

 

[nomadthethird]

ohmygod

Good god that's insane. It's not mass murder that a VIRUS is getting passed around unwittingly for Christ's sake.

It's called "welcome to planet earth"...

 

[crackerjack]

Hitler + Aids = most tasteful advert ever?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/07/germany-aids-advertisement-hitler-stalin

That must literally be like being shagged by Obama.

 

[Mr. Tea]

That must literally be like being shagged by Obama.

Haha.

"Guess what, Terrence: you have Aids!"

"Well that's nothing Philip, because you have Hitler-Aids!"

Both: "Ahahaha!"

*mutual farting*

 

[vimothy]

Er...

 

[craner]

Sublime.

 

[scottdisco]

in which an unremarkable idea to improve information-sharing..

could only find a small pic but you get the drift

all this, and it's still (i believe) 10 pence cheaper than the Daily Fail!!

Hitler Dunkirk Brussels Kilograms Bananas etc

 

[IdleRich]

Could equally have gone in the Daily Mail absurdities thread

One gay man, two lesbians, a three-legged cat and a poisoned curry plot

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-lesbians-legged-cat-poisoned-curry-plot.html

 

[Bettysnake]

 

[mos dan]

the argus billboards are unrivalled..

this is also brilliant http://takeaweirdbreak.blogspot.com/

 

[baboon2004]

"Coyote kills Canadian singer"

Horrible, horrible business, but who can say that they weren't secretly hoping to open that link and see Bryan Adams' name. Poor girl, others are way more deserving.

 

[nomos]

"'Chinese Warren Buffett' sought in alleged $30M fraud"

We would also have accepted...

"Warren sought in alleged $30M Chinese Buffet fraud"

 

[crackerjack]

Execute Cowell and give away croissants

OK, so it's Brooker and doesn't really count, but still...

 

[Mr. Tea]

Buckfast 'in 5,000 crime reports'