favourite headline ever

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tyranny

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A pair of old ones, from the time of John Hurt's last divorce... His wife had left him for a well known Irish landscape gardener and descendant of the Polar explorer Ernest Shackleton (and thus presumably a relative of "Shackleton" Shackleton too)


"Elephant Man Packs Trunk"

"John's Hurt as Wife Drops Bloomers for Gardener"
 
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Edward

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Good one today in the Evening Standard.


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Colz

Colz

Wild Horses
Not a headline, but classic Sun article on Sunrise rave back in the late 80s

The Sun "Ecstacy Airport"

‘Beheaded pigeons littered the floor after Sundays party. Youngsters were so high on Ecstacy and cannabis they ripped the birds’ heads off. Their bodies lay among thousands of empty soft-drink cans and pieces of foil which had contained the drugs. Also littering the huge building were leaflets advertising other acid house parties at future dates and venues’

not to mention

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crackerjack

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the new issue of Word has a collection of crackers - these are the best


DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE

PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE

PLANE TOO CLOSE TO GROUND, CRASH PROBE TOLD

MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGE

TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY, HUNDREDS DEAD

DEATH CAUSES LONELINESS, FEELING OF ISOLATION

WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE

JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT

QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED
 
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