Yeah, the second guy in the plaid jacket is being pushed as a TV presenter over here because he's mates with a model who is boring as well. He has no personality and does a show with Alexa Chung, who is aslo rather tedious but at least looks great and is a style icon to impressionable young girls.
Anyways.. on the subject of quiffs, I went to my regular barbers today and the 60 year old guy who usually sorts me out was off, so it was a young girl really confused by the concept of "shaved at the sides and long on top" so an older hairdresser had to come over. I had to talk the two of them through my style over 45 minutes, but it was the best haircut I ever had. I think they're used to shiity emo/indie long hair or scally guys getting it shaved all over. Anything else and it's some sort of huge challenge.