baboon2004
Darned cockwombles.
My mum is a bit like that (although not racist), and she does this thing that drives me mad whenever she sends important numbers to do with banks and the government and stuff:
"2*59#23, where * is the month of your birthday, and # is the month of your sister's birthday, minus 2"
As if anyone who is bothering to monitor my emails wouldn't be able to find out the month of my or my sister's birth in # seconds flat.
You're making my own mother seem increasingly sane to me*. Please continue.
*this is a tough ask, so well done