baboon2004
Darned cockwombles.
Demetri Martin? Obv not cos of the ploughman's reference though... Ah I see, Tommy Cooper.
So I was playing chess with a friend, and said 'let's make this more interesting', so we stopped playing chess.
I had a ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't very happy.
When my Dad died I lost the plot. Still dunno where he's buried
A girl told me she was doing a benefit gig for breast cancer. I said 'is breast cancer something close to your heart?'
So I was playing chess with a friend, and said 'let's make this more interesting', so we stopped playing chess.
I made some sort of comment / joke about my mother eating her still born child at a gathering and got some extremely distasteful looks. I still feel guilty about the comment now, pretty vile thing to say.
I made some sort of comment / joke about my mother eating her still born child at a gathering and got some extremely distasteful looks. I still feel guilty about the comment now, pretty vile thing to say.
Once, in the middle of an exam, one of my mates leaned over and told me a joke which was
Why is Winnie the Pooh a bear? Because he's a fucking dick
Yes, I seem to remember someone I know picking the wrong person for a hilarious joke about cot death."Never wise to tell those kind of jokes except to people you know (and therefore know haven't experienced the thing in reality), I've found from bad experience..."
Yes, I seem to remember someone I know picking the wrong person for a hilarious joke about cot death.