One of its legs are both the same?
Isn't there one of these that starts "Why a duck backwards..."?
"I spent 90% of my money on women, drink and fast cars. The rest I wasted." - George Best.
"alcohol may be man's worst enemy. but the bible says love your enemy." - Frank Sinatra
In general I like ones where it hinges on a mispronunciation but it kinda works in reverse - I mean the person hears the other person's correct pronunciation of a word as a different word which they pronounce incorrectly eg
Sean Connery's agent phones him up and says - I've got a job for you tomorrow, but they want you pretty early, be there for ten-ish
Sean replies - Tenish? But I don't have a racket.
Nah but my girlfriend went to see him and she told me about it. You wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee was the main joke right?"You heard Stewart Lee's riff on Ang Lee? Youtube it."
I hate paedophles, they're fucking immature arseholes...
Nah but my girlfriend went to see him and she told me about it. You wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee was the main joke right?
Strange, I've never really thought of him as a funny director."much more about lee's story-telling abilities and ability to work every last laugh out of a situation."
A. Neil Armstrong went to the moon...and Michael Jackson fucks little kids.
yeah, but much more about lee's story-telling abilities and ability to work every last laugh out of a situation.