mistersloane
heavy heavy monster sound
ok what does minging mean
it's kinda the opposite of pretty, grody maybe in US slang
ok what does minging mean
What's the gayest physics experiment ever conducted?
There was a massive amyl-nitrate leak or something wasn't there?
Ah yes, one of my favourites -Q: Why did the girl fall off the swings?
A: Because she didn't have any arms.
Ah yes, one of my favourites -
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it...
Dear Jonathan Ross,
I've shagged your daughter. Who's laughing now?
Lots of love,
Gary Glitter xx
Also my friend's 3-year-old kid came up with this joke a while back which i thought was absolutely amazing:
Q: Why are Japanese people alive?
A: Because of their skeletons
And a horribly offensive one we used to tell at school:
Q: How do you crucify a spastic?
A: On a swastika
swears said:This is a really heartbreaking and powerful mental image.
This is zen-like...
What's the difference between a rabbit?
One of its legs are both the same?