mistersloane
heavy heavy monster sound
it's kinda the opposite of pretty, grody maybe in US slang
Favourite jokes and one-liners.
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it's kinda the opposite of pretty, grody maybe in US slang
jambo
slip inside my schlafsack
And i don't mean this.
http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1P2-3747632.html
Sorry, excuse me for lowering the tone. It's the silly season after all.
http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1P2-3747632.html
Sorry, excuse me for lowering the tone. It's the silly season after all.
what IS up with the hard-on collider these days anyway? not in the news much lately. is it still broken? seems they're taking a long time to fix it. i can't wait for it to do something interesting.
when is it OK to spit in an (insert ethnicity here, version i heard was Italian) woman's face?
when her mustache is on fire.
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Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
It ran out of lube and overheated.
Also, you'd be surprised how many particle physics experiments have been named after Greek gods. That's fairly gay in itself...bunch of beardy, shepherd-raping freaks...
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Has this one been done yet? (I read this in a joke book when i was a kid)
Q: Why did the girl fall off the swings?
A: Because she didn't have any arms.
Also my friend's 3-year-old kid came up with this joke a while back which i thought was absolutely amazing:
Q: Why are Japanese people alive?
A: Because of their skeletons
And a horribly offensive one we used to tell at school:
Q: How do you crucify a spastic?
A: On a swastika
Q: Why did the girl fall off the swings?
A: Because she didn't have any arms.
Also my friend's 3-year-old kid came up with this joke a while back which i thought was absolutely amazing:
Q: Why are Japanese people alive?
A: Because of their skeletons
And a horribly offensive one we used to tell at school:
Q: How do you crucify a spastic?
A: On a swastika
jambo
slip inside my schlafsack
Ah yes, one of my favourites -
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
Not forgetting,
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Ness Rowlah
Norwegian Wood
On a more serious note, this is lifted from The Times today.
When the recently deceased Helen Suzman (what a remarkable woman) was accused
by one apartheid minister by asking questions to embarrass South Africa overseas, she replied
"It is not my questions that embarrass South Africa. It is your answers".
When the recently deceased Helen Suzman (what a remarkable woman) was accused
by one apartheid minister by asking questions to embarrass South Africa overseas, she replied
"It is not my questions that embarrass South Africa. It is your answers".
Tentative Andy
I'm in the Meal Deal
Tentative Andy
I'm in the Meal Deal
I know a total of two classic bad-taste jokes, but I suspect that all/many people will have heard them before.
bassbeyondreason
Chtonic Fatigue Syndrome
This is zen-like...
swears
preppy-kei
This is a really heartbreaking and powerful mental image.
swears said:
ain't it!
ain't it! He told me another one at the same time which had a similar beautiful logic to it, but i've sadly forgotten it. But he literally comes out with jokes like this whenever prompted, doesn't even have to spend time thinking them up, just instantly invents them. Gonna be a wise dude when older, i reckon.
mistersloane
heavy heavy monster sound
What's the difference between a rabbit?
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
One of its legs are both the same?
Chuu
Well La Di Bloody Da
Isn't there one of these that starts "Why a duck backwards..."?