mistersloane
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you as well? i thought I was the only one.
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you as well? i thought I was the only one.
Oh, it's fairly common I guess. However, I've a confession to make. I love it when a girl insists on the same treatment - only I like to stuff myself with cockels and mussels beforehand! Imagine the wench's squeals of surprise and blubbery spitting fits, when her anticipated sweet sugary treat turns out to be nothing more than Billingsgate Market Hell!
Mr. Tea, whether my statements are right or wrong, thank you for bringing your uncalled-for rudeness and out-of-the-blue bad energy to an otherwise polite and frank thread in which people share their thoughts and feelings.
and thanks to Martin for bringing some vile piss taking (literally) as well.
oh well. it was good while it lasted.
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Hahahaha, This^^^...
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Yeah, watersports is pretty tame stuff these days, squicking is where it's at.
In any case, it seemed like most of the posts here were about drugs, capitalism and/or Zen Buddhism, so it's not like I was derailing an otherwise to-the-point thread by responding to zhao's tiresome East-Good, West-Bad schtick.
mistersloane
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Stop it you two. And I don't care who started it.
I never heard of squicking before, we called it headfucking in my day.
I really, really enjoyed reading this thread last night, I was knackered and stoned but it felt exactly like being in the room with other people talking and just listening, it was very pleasant.
swears
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In any case, it seemed like most of the posts here were about drugs, capitalism and/or Zen Buddhism, so it's not like I was derailing an otherwise to-the-point thread by responding to zhao's tiresome East-Good, West-Bad schtick.
Zhao is basically a hippy and you are Mark from Peep Show, so there's no way you're ever going to get on is there?
Zhao is basically a hippy and you are Mark from Peep Show, so there's no way you're ever going to get on is there?
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Bah, that's just the problem - every generation likes to think it invented squicking.
Is there NOTHING us 20-somethings can truly call our own?
Edit: hahaha
"I can't have an affair! I'm not French! I must be the least French man on the planet - the only cheeses I eat are chedder and red leicester..."
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mistersloane
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nope, looked it up on internet before I commented!
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Google, I guess. Or urbandictionary.com.
That's the right way round. The other guy - the one people are reminded (visually) of by Liam-from-Portsmouth - is called Jeremy.
Edit: and cheers for saying that, neither of them is really someone you'd aspire to emulate!
bassnation
the abyss
Bah, that's just the problem - every generation likes to think it invented squicking.
Is there NOTHING us 20-somethings can truly call our own?
well, not forms of sex, granted - but you invented happy slapping, hoodies and texting. so a lot to be proud of there. believe me it takes a lot to be more degenerate than my generation unfortunately.
edit: not you personally, but your generation, young man! lol.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
That was a quick edit, perhaps you (wrongly) assumed no-one on here is pikey enough to know what TWOCing is.
That was a quick edit, perhaps you (wrongly) assumed no-one on here is pikey enough to know what TWOCing is.
I just didn't want any non-UK readers to assume I was referring to some arcane sexual perversion. Incidentally, what is the 'kebab pizza'? Do you order a cheese and tomato pizza, then sprinkle kebab meat over the top?
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
There is actually an at least semi-traditional Turkish thing which is basicalled a kebab pizza - it involves a very thin kind of pizza called a lahmacun (this would NOT work with a deep-pan American-style pizza) which is usually served with salad on it and wrapped into a roll; this can have doner meat in it as well, to make a more substantial snack. I had one in Berlin, it was pretty good.
Edit: to keep on topic, I should add that a hot kebab-pizza makes an excellent 'edible Fleshlight', with the chilli sauce adding its own unique flavour to the experience.
Edit: to keep on topic, I should add that a hot kebab-pizza makes an excellent 'edible Fleshlight', with the chilli sauce adding its own unique flavour to the experience.
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sou'wester
Yes