What is the first thing you remember sticking up your arse?

[mr_bottom]

too many cocks spoils the broth?

Correct! They're not thaaaaat tricky, mostly. Apart from one perhaps, which nobody got (which is probably just cos it's shit from my side of things)

 

[catalog]

i'm gonna leave the rest for mr tea. certain people are gonna properly go mad when they sees this.

 

[mr_bottom]

saved by the bell end

Correct!

 

[Mr. Tea]

Found my password, you cunts 👍🏼

Hurrah! mr_bottom rides again!

 

[Mr. Tea]

i'm gonna leave the rest for mr tea. certain people are gonna properly go mad when they sees this.

Between a cock and a hard place
You can't teach an old dog new dicks
Men are from Mars, women are from penis
The icing on the dick?

I'm not sure about the very short, fat cock - something to do with 'chode'?

 

[IdleRich]

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Too many cocks spoil the broth?

 

[IdleRich]

Oh.

 

[mr_bottom]

Between a cock and a hard place
You can't teach an old dog new dicks
Men are from Mars, women are from penis
The icing on the dick?

I'm not sure about the very short, fat cock - something to do with 'chode'?

Icing on the cock, but yeah apart from that all correct. And yeah... something to do with a chode/choad

 

[Mr. Tea]

chode/choad/chaud?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Icing on the cock

Dur, yes, obviously it's cock, not dick.

You could have had 'Todger and Badger'? Bit niche, maybe...

 

[mr_bottom]

Dur, yes, obviously it's cock, not dick.

You could have had 'Todger and Badger'? Bit niche, maybe...

Oh yeah there are many more available just begging to be drawn, if only time wasn't such a bastard.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Oh yeah there are many more available just begging to be drawn, if only time wasn't such a bastard.

Are you in a race against the cock? Well even a stopped cock tells the right time twice a day. Etc. etc. etc.

 

[catalog]

mr bottom, mr tea would like to write puns for you to illustrate so you can both get rich

 

[mr_bottom]

Yeah exactly - all that stuff. Had occurred to me there are so many of them that putting together a novelty game (which dickheads like me would buy) was entirely viable

 

[catalog]

ive never played it, but maybe something like cards against humanity? stranger things are now making money

 

[Mr. Tea]

mr bottom, mr tea would like to write puns for you to illustrate so you can both get rich

Get Rich what? Really annoyed?