What is the first thing you remember sticking up your arse?

mr_bottom

keeping it rural
Seeing as I'm twatting, do you guys know what I'm referring to if I said Dingbats (catchphrases/sayings represented in drawings i.e. rebuses)? During lockdown I drew a series of them for friends (for quizzes) but instead of the normal Dingbats I replaced one word in the phrase for a word meaning penis. So, see attached example for 'The moon on a dick' (i.e. The saying is 'The moon on a stick' with the word stick replaced for dick).

The moon on a dick-1.jpg

If anybody wants to have a crack at them, here are a few other Dongbats to work out:
 
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