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nomadthethird

nomadthethird

more issues than Time mag
zhao said:
pretty silly thing to argue about, but i guess this is dissensus... lately i've gotten into the habit of making her dig her nails into my flesh or grab the bed post, just to hold onto something, as a rumbling quake erupts from somewhere inside her body and spreads with convulsive, sometimes violent waves, making her shake at an extraordinarily high frequency -- like a tea cup on a motorboat -- and any sounds coming out of her mouth is like that stretched vocal effect on jungle records... taking a full minute or so for the spasms to subside, before i even let her touch my cock.

i don't know, but can even the best trained actors willfully make their inert, prostrate bodies shake at such a frequency?
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Yes, they can.

People fake seizures all the time, ask any ER doctor.

Can't say for sure for anyone else but I strongly suspect that most women wouldn't be taking instructions about what to hold onto while they were having an orgasm, either. And any "convusions" would be well spaced by at least a few seconds, and would be mostly internal.
 
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Sick Boy

All about pride and egos
nomadthesecond said:
Yes, they can.

People fake seizures all the time, ask any ER doctor.

Can't say for sure for anyone else but I strongly suspect that most women wouldn't be taking instructions about what to hold onto while they were having an orgasm, either. And any "convusions" would be well spaced by at least a few seconds, and would be mostly internal.
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Nomad challenging Zhao's sexual prowess?

The forecast for this thread looks grim.
 
nomadthethird

nomadthethird

more issues than Time mag
Ha, I'm not challenging Zhao's specifically, I'm just saying.

If you are a guy. Please. For your own good. And for the good of your sexual relationships. Do not. Ever. Assume that you can tell that your ladyfriend has indeed achieved orgasm.

I'm not saying it can't ever happen, just that you can never presume to know.

But this is not the right thread.

If you want a 1001 sex tips from a female perspective thread I can start one. The internet wants for an honest perspective on that pretty badly.
 
nomadthethird

nomadthethird

more issues than Time mag
By the way, Sick Boy, this

Sick Boy said:
I lost my virginity during a house party my girlfriend's older sister was throwing in their parents house in around 2001, so while I don't remember what was playing at the time, it was probably Len's Steal My Sunshine.
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is one of the more horrifying scenarios I can imagine.

This will haunt my dreams.
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
nomadthesecond said:
Without getting too much into this let's just say that without a doubt there is no foolproof way that any male anywhere can ever tell whether any woman anywhere has had an orgasm for certain. None. Noise is just noise. In fact, I would say more often than not heatrics are overcompensatory.
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As a rule I'm satisfied with a signed affidavit.
 
tartablanca

tartablanca

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nomadthesecond said:
Without getting too much into this let's just say that without a doubt there is no foolproof way that any male anywhere can ever tell whether any woman anywhere has had an orgasm for certain. None. Noise is just noise. In fact, I would say more often than not theatrics are overcompensatory. The only thing you can rely on is honesty, and often not even that.
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Could a woman tell (as in w on w)?
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

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tartablanca said:
Could a woman tell (as in w on w)?
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For some reason the image of a couple of lesbians faking orgasms at each other is mildly amusing...actually, if they're fake lesbians too, that probably describes 95% of 'girl-on-girl' porn.

Anyway: there's more to it than thrashing, groaning etc. - what about the vaginal contractions? I'd have thought they'd be quite hard to fake, if the guy was really watching out for them, so to speak. Though I admit this is obviously speculation on an epic scale.

Also, it's apparently not totally unheard of for men to fake orgasms, which isn't as unfeasible as it sounds if the guy was wearing a condom and was discrete about taking it off, esp. if the woman was a bit inexperienced.
 
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zhao

there are no accidents
the cold techno thing: i've done it and would again for novelty purposes and special occasions. can be a thrill i admit, in a contrasting of extremes kind of way...

but ultimately, to accompany the most intimate and communicative of human activities, the rewards of which, to me, is dependent upon, and multiplies with increasing degrees of, openness, empathy, connection ---- the music has to be sensuous, expansive, drawn out, immersive, subtle, oceanic, with no forceful rhythm, no obvious banal grooves, undulating steadily with immense patience, forming trance states which do not demand focus or attention, and rising to an almost imperceptible arc of ascension.

solo persian santoor, for instance, is just about perfection.

and i don't give a damn if i sound like a fucking hippie. yes i think it is a sacred union. and yes i know that to treat it as such makes it that much more amazing.
 
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Agent

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w/ some "lemon trainwreck" (link NSFW) for fifth circuit activation:

When this fifth "body-brain" is activated, flat Euclidean figure-ground configurations explode multi-dimensionally. Gestalts shift, in McLuhan's terms, from linear VISUAL SPACE to all-encompassing SENSORY SPACE. A hedonic turn-on occurs, a rapturous amusement, a detachment from the previously compulsive mechanism of the first four circuits. I turned this circuit on with pot and Tantra.

This fifth brain began to appear about 4,000 years ago in the first leisure-class civilizations and has been increasing statistically in recent centuries (even before the Drug Revolution), a fact demonstrated by the hedonic art of India, China, Rome and other affluent societies. More recently, Ornstein and his school have demonstrated with electroencephalograms that this circuit represents the first jump from the linear left lobe of the brain to the analogical right lobe.

The opening and imprinting of this circuit has been the preoccupation of "technicians of the occult"—Tantric shamans and hatha yogis. While the fifth tunnel-reality can be achieved by sensory deprivation, social isolation, physiological stress or severe shock (ceremonial terror tactics, as practiced by such rascal-gurus as Don Juan Matus or Aleister Crowley), it has traditionally been reserved to the educated aristocracy of leisure societies who have solved the four terrestrial survival problems.
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Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
PeteUM said:
What if your gf is the ejaculatory type? That shit has to be hard to fake, surely?
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What if - and I'm really going out on a limb here- the two of you have a mature relationship where neither of you feels compelled to bullshit the other about how good the sex is?
 
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