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nomadologist

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as an aside, are you a woman? don't take offense but i kind of figured you were a gay man for some reason.

HAHhahahahahha. This is the second best compliment I've ever received, after: "you have an impressively nice ass for a white girl."

ghb is pretty intense, once i knew someone who took AMT with it and went to the ER :(
 
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nomadologist

Guest
And now the negative energy brigade is here to ratchet the fun quotient down to 0.
 
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nomadologist

Guest
Damn, I don't know, maybe it varies regionally.

Like "Feltching"
 

gek-opel

entered apprentice
Squicking is a pretty decent onomatopoeic description for a LOT of icky, fleshy, fluid, sex acts really.
 
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nomadologist

Guest
God, the fucking I-heart-Fox-News douchebag army takes over every decent thread.

Dissensus used to be interesting. Now it's wingnut dung-slinging about "D&G" by people who have obviously only read secondary sources.

Sigh.

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nomadologist

Guest
Let's all of us non-neocons have a bunch of kids and raise a terrorist army to fucking wipe these shits out, wanna?

No wait, my kids would probably be stealing cigarettes and shooting speedballs into their eyeballs before they were 6. Nevermind.
 

gek-opel

entered apprentice
Let's all of us non-neocons have a bunch of kids and raise a terrorist army to fucking wipe these shits out, wanna?

No wait, my kids would probably be stealing cigarettes and shooting speedballs into their eyeballs before they were 6. Nevermind.

The terrorist army bit was my acid-fried mind's dream aged 19...
 

bassnation

the abyss
My generation invented ramraiding! I'm well proud.

joyriding was a speciality in wales (at last, something we were really good at). i remember my dad working at an nhs trust in cardiff and kids stealing the staff's cars from the car park right in front of their noses - "that little bastards just driven off in my car" no doubt to end up burnt out on the side of a roundabout at 3am that morning.

the ones people really loved to nick were the cosworths which someone told me stopped being made for this reason - surely not?

and what has this got to do with sex? i dunno, but every time i reply to one of martins posts things always slide to the bizarrely off-topic.
 

Gavin

booty bass intellectual
After watching a bunch of Soulja Boy and related videos in my class today, my students informed me that "Crank Dat Superman" is actually a sex maneuver, not just a dance. Some research on Urban Dictionary:

Superman
When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!

There is also a Spiderman dance.

Spiderman
When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.
 

bassnation

the abyss
HAHhahahahahha. This is the second best compliment I've ever received, after: "you have an impressively nice ass for a white girl."

lol, sorry - i guess its kind of hard to tell on the net, plus your name is so gender neutral. i had this idea of you being a white male academic which is obviously wrong. plus i'm not the most observant of people but i doubt i'd say that if i met you in the flesh (frantically tries to stop digging this hole)

ghb is pretty intense, once i knew someone who took AMT with it and went to the ER :(

yes, wouldn't recommend it for that reason. i know people who've got seriously hooked on it too, passing out at work and other silly behaviour.
 

noel emits

a wonderful wooden reason
After watching a bunch of Soulja Boy and related videos in my class today, my students informed me that "Crank Dat Superman" is actually a sex maneuver, not just a dance. Some research on Urban Dictionary:



There is also a Spiderman dance.
How novel!

So the scenario we have is 14 year olds growing into adults who have learned about sex from web comments written by other 14 year olds who have never had sex.
 

Gavin

booty bass intellectual
How novel!

So the scenario we have is 14 year olds growing into adults who have learned about sex from web comments written by other 14 year olds who have never had sex.

I knew about the Dirty Sanchez when I was 14 but I have never done it.
 

bassnation

the abyss
How novel!

So the scenario we have is 14 year olds growing into adults who have learned about sex from web comments written by other 14 year olds who have never had sex.

i remember my mate telling me when i was 12 that he'd been in a jaqcuzzi with two models when he went on holiday to america with his mum and dad and naively believing him lol. i think the average 14 year old these days tho is probably a lot more advanced.
 

noel emits

a wonderful wooden reason
I'm talking about the above mentioned superhero moves. I have no doubt they were written by 14 year olds or people with 14 year old mentalities. And now you have (sorry Gavin I have no idea how old your students are) other kids reading that who think it's for real.

I know it's sort of funny but for fucks sake!
 

petergunn

plywood violin
"dude! you know what would be like, totally CRAZY?!"

what's that gay truckers comic...

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gek-opel

entered apprentice
After watching a bunch of Soulja Boy and related videos in my class today, my students informed me that "Crank Dat Superman" is actually a sex maneuver, not just a dance. Some research on Urban Dictionary:



There is also a Spiderman dance.

Though repulsive, this is still better than all that donkey-punching/Bismark nasty bollocks...
 

turtles

in the sea
Anyone wanna talk bout how we can remember (in terms of "playing back in your head") visual and auditory stimuli, but not touch, taste or smell--which is likely part of why it's hard to remember good sex? I hadn't ever really thought about it in that context, but you can recall various scenes and picture them in your mind (the old "mind's eye") and you can recall sounds and play them back in your mind (we've all had songs stuck in our head), but if you try to recall how something felt or tasted, all you can really remember is more of an indirect abstract description like "rough" or "salty" (when was the last time you had a tast stuck in your head?)...of course you can recognize tastes or textures easily enough if you experience them again, but its the recalling part that's hard. Maybe I could make some sort of comment about being unable to consciously explicitly recall most of the important sensations of sex and the role that plays in our sexual desire--desire feeding off memory's failure to replicate the sensations or something...

(haha I also read this thread whilst lightly drunk/stoned last night. perfect sunday evening come-down reading)
 
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