this website is amazing: http://omegle.com/
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: are you following the Iranian elections
Stranger: yes
Stranger: why ask?
You: to break the ice
You: who do you favor - Ahmedinajad or Mousavi?
You: or neither
Stranger: I don't known
Stranger: girl?
You: no, neither of them are girls
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: yaah
You: it's a tough world
Stranger: age/gender/from
Stranger: /lol
You: which one are you most interested in?
Stranger: age
You: early 20s
Stranger: shiiit
Stranger: im 11
Stranger: xD
Stranger: bahahaha
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: im not messed
heh.)In recent years they've classed the place up a bit, coating the menus in plastic and adding honest-to-God Coca-Cola, containing real sugar, in a 16-ounce glass bottle, imported from Mexico.
utterly mad is what it is.
i got stuck for ages once one of the few times i tried real-time chat on the internet (i am a Luddite) because the person kept saying "ASL" - of course for age sex location - and that was that, what did it mean, how was i to know?
Stranger: asl?
You: american sign language
Stranger: no its not an amrican sign language
You: I guessed as much
Stranger: it means age sex location
You: which one intersests you most
You: age? sex? or location?
Stranger: how couldnt u know that
Stranger: sex?
You: which are you more interested in, male or female?
You: or neither?
You: or both?
Stranger: i interest on female
You: right, female then
Stranger: dont fuck with me
Stranger: if u are not female
Stranger: go
Stranger: i cant talk to u
Stranger: dont hope anything
You: what are you hoping for?
Stranger: webcam shows
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: u from?
You: Luxembourg
Stranger: nice
You: it is
You: it's the only duchy in Europe
Stranger: cool
You: it is!
Stranger: from?
You: the Equator
Stranger: what?countre&
Stranger: ?
You: Equatoria
You: the capital city is Centreville
Stranger: Россия
You: unfortunately we don't use the Cyrillic alphabet
(not in Mexico no, but in the northwest side Chicago taqueria where i first fell in love with Mexican street grub some years ago, there is this from a local review heh.)
Stranger: hi do you know hollyoaks
You: hi
You: hollyoaks = person or place?
You: or both?
You: or neither?
Stranger: no
You: or is it a concept?
Stranger: tele
You: or a conceptual place?
You: tele -- ?
Stranger: where are you from
You: a city
Stranger: is not UK?
You: a city in which English is the primary language
You: tho not the only language
You: there is a lake
Stranger: well
Stranger: i se
You: what is hollyoaks?
Stranger: i dont know
You: it's a riddle then?
You: is it unknowable?
You: the nature of hollyoaks I mean
You: a deeper mystery
Stranger: ......
Stranger: u k
Stranger: televison
You: the hollyoaks is a metaphor for the UK?
Stranger: TV
You: that is a form of riddle, I guess
Stranger: just TV
You: you are a fan of hollyoaks then
You: why
You: what qualities about hollyoaks interest you
Stranger: ni
Stranger: no
Stranger: just curious
You: hollyoaks doesn't interest you then?
You: we are all curious
Stranger: en
Stranger: i never watched
Stranger: lol
You: I enjoy the prospect
You: of discussing a television show
You: with another person
You: when neither of us has ever seen it
You: we could create our own version hollyoaks
Stranger: hah
You: TV is usually better when you don't watch it
Stranger: en
You: very pastoral isn't it
Stranger: i love grey's
You: English & that
You: grey's - like the color
You: what is your favorite shade of grey
Stranger: grey's anotomy
Stranger: american tv
You: I think I like all grey's equally
You: oh doctors & that
Stranger: yeah
You: what do you like about the doctors of grey
Stranger: l love GA
You: do you like their anatomy
You: or their greyness
You: or both for different reasons
Stranger: do you know the TV?
You: you might say
Stranger: no reasons is right
You: that is probably the best reason
Stranger: hi do you know hollyoaks
From What is Deleuze? to What is Hollyoaks? in 44 pages. I didn't know it could be done.
Do the IDF watch Hollyoaks?