favourite headline ever

[Mr. Tea]

John Smeaton 1 - 0 al-Qa'eda

 

[vimothy]

"Air Force pounds MILF lairs with rockets"

http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleId=475584

 

[Mr. Tea]

Great find, vim.

In other news: Sedated horse falls asleep on top of Devon vet

Now, I'm no vet, of course - but even I can forsee the potential problems that might arise from sedating a large animal while you're underneath it.

 

[Tentative Andy]

"Air Force pounds MILF lairs with rockets"

http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleId=475584

Ahahahaha.
Bonus points for the appearence of "Lt Col Jonathan Ponce" in the story.

 

[baboon2004]

Ahahahaha.
Bonus points for the appearence of "Lt Col Jonathan Ponce" in the story.

And for use of the verb 'pounds'.

 

[vimothy]

Not a headline as such, but I particularly like the phrase "War on Violence" in this press release.

 

[Sectionfive]

I donno

 

[Mr. Tea]

Sectionfive wins, might as well close the thread.

 

[massrock]

Government takes first step in capping migrants

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20100628/tuk-uk-britain-immigration-fa6b408.html

Did I hear something about a remake of The Tripods?

 

[BareBones]

All the headlines about the germany match are insane. Predictably the daily mail has the most stupid one, by littlejohn of course: "If The Few had defended as badly as England we'd all be speaking German now".

 

[Damien]

I love reading the headline of the Daily Star, it's NEVER true. Amazing

The best one was something like 'Shoppers show two fingers to terrorists'

the actual story was that high streets were full on a bank holiday, despite the fact that it is a bank holiday meaning that terrorists might think this a good time to strke

 

[nomos]

German throws puppy at Hells Angels bikers then flees on bulldozer

 

[Mr. Tea]

I love reading the headline of the Daily Star, it's NEVER true. Amazing

The best one was something like 'Shoppers show two fingers to terrorists'

the actual story was that high streets were full on a bank holiday, despite the fact that it is a bank holiday meaning that terrorists might think this a good time to strke

Nonsense, I stuck two fingers up at a terrorist just yesterday. Well he looked like a terrorist, anyway.

 

[michael]

I thought people would be all over this by now:

Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters

 

[Damien]

Nonsense, I stuck two fingers up at a terrorist just yesterday. Well he looked like a terrorist, anyway.

I stick my fingers up at everyone just to be sure, especially when I'm shopping

 

[Mr. Tea]

I stick my fingers up at everyone just to be sure, especially when I'm shopping

Must make things difficult when you're trying to pay the till girl in Tesco - but then, WHAT PRICE FREEDOM?!?!?!

Edit: good spot, michael, that's the stuff.

 

[Sick Boy]

I think this might be my favourite thread on dissensus.

 

[Leo]

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...+foxnews/entertainment+(Text+-+Entertainment)

 

[mms]

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=270580&cc=5739

Young Boys' Wankdorf erection woe - Europe - ESPN Soccernet

 

[Tentative Andy]

I think this might be my favourite thread on dissensus.

Co-signed!
Though the press release thread has to be up there too.