favourite headline ever

[baboon2004]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/may/29/robert-mugabe-un-international-envoy-tourism

Couldn't find an appropriate thread to put this in, but my jaw did drop about a mile, so this thread is as good as any. Staggering.

 

[Mr. Tea]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/may/29/robert-mugabe-un-international-envoy-tourism

Couldn't find an appropriate thread to put this in, but my jaw did drop about a mile, so this thread is as good as any. Staggering.

Well Mussolini, Hitler and Stalin were all nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize...

 

[Leo]

 

[Mr. Tea]

Oh you fucking cunt, I saw this earlier and was gonna post it but thought "nah, I'll just go the pub with my friends and post it later".

Moral of the story: posting crap on an internet forum always takes priority over socializing IRL.

 

[Leo]

 

[Mr. Tea]

Halleluja, it's raining...sheep!

Hundreds of sheep 'rain' on Melbourne motorists

 

[Mr. Tea]

Just a bit too graphic:

Katy Perry Admits She Misses Russell Brand In 'Part Of Me'

 

[Patrick Swayze]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/may/29/robert-mugabe-un-international-envoy-tourism

Couldn't find an appropriate thread to put this in, but my jaw did drop about a mile, so this thread is as good as any. Staggering.

would be interesting to know what the real reason for him receiving this is

 

[IdleRich]

Hmmm

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/cultist/2012/06/insane_kardashian_lawsuits_cla.php

Insane West Virginia Lawsuits Claim Kim Kardashian Made a Sex Tape With a Unicorn, Is an Al Qaeda Operative

Um. The whole article makes interesting reading in fact.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Thing is though, if anyone ever did make a sex tape with a unicorn, it would be Kim Kardashian. You only have to look at her.

 

[baboon2004]

would be interesting to know what the real reason for him receiving this is

maybe the first few candidates turned it down and, despite a poor interview, he was the best option they had left?

Has this decision been overturned yet? Can't find any evidence of it on Google, frighteningly.

 

[Patrick Swayze]

maybe the first few candidates turned it down and, despite a poor interview, he was the best option they had left?

Has this decision been overturned yet? Can't find any evidence of it on Google, frighteningly.

nah there's got to be some weird procedural implication or less weird economic consequence for them bothering.

 

[baboon2004]

Maybe they're trying to ramp up tourism in southern Africa (as tourism's last frontier or something), and if there's one man who's synonymous with a hospitable welcome, it's...

 

[Lichen]

Funny headline in yesterday's ES - above a picture of Wayne Rooney in an LA pool:

"Relax Wayne, you've earned it"

 

[Lichen]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/18594493

 

[IdleRich]

Naked man, 22, 'leaps from roof, dents truck and urinates on floor before biting chunk out of another man's stomach'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...urinates-floor-biting-chunk-mans-stomach.html

 

[IdleRich]

The comments are also worth reading

Zombie Virus. They have superhuman strength, the US government have messures to keep it from you and blame it on bath salts or other drugs. If it gets to 80% of the population they will nuke.

 

[Leo]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jul/11/jesse-norman-captain-sensible-cameron

Jesse Norman: Captain Sensible proves a major adversary for Cameron

but who's their dave vanian? or rat scabies?

 

[haji]

Court frees man found with ‘nude’ Mugabe pictures

Dig about a little and I'm sure you will find Nehanda Radio a veritable treasure trove of this type of thing

 

[tombola]

'Olympics 2012: peals of laughter as Jeremy Hunt loses his bell end'

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/mediamonkeyblog/2012/jul/27/jeremy-hunt-loses-bell-end?newsfeed=true