Intoxication log

[pattycakes_]

the world is burning, luka's at his wit's end and there's tea sipping on a chocolate stout with his feet up next to the flames.

 

[version]

 

[luka]

the world is burning, luka's at his wit's end and there's tea sipping on a chocolate stout with his feet up next to the flames.

I had a greT night tonight

 

[luka]

 

[IdleRich]

You shat the bed?6

 

[luka]

Set fire to a cushion.

 

[version]

You shat the bed then set fire to it to hide the evidence?

 

[luka]

Here we go, it's banter time

 

[version]

You posted a photo of a soiled cushion.

 

[luka]

It's burnt you cunt!

 

[IdleRich]

Always nice to be thanked for a usedul post... but in all honesty I'm not sure "You shat the bed" really qualifies.

 

[version]

It does look a bit like poo. Corpsey would spin it into a great anecdote.

 

[luka]

Imagine putting a poo in your kitchen sink

 

[version]

I bet Corpsey has.

 

[version]

Imagine putting your intoxication log in your kitchen sink

 

[yyaldrin]

did you first fill your sink with water and then ran around with the burning pillow to your kitchen or did you get water from the kitchen and extinguished it on the spot?

 

[luka]

did you first fill your sink with water and then ran around with the burning pillow to your kitchen or did you get water from the kitchen and extinguished it on the spot?

The former. It didn't really catch flame. It was a steady smoulder.

 

[version]

Did you fall asleep and leave it burning overnight?

 

[luka]

No. But it took me a long time to notice it was on fire. Quite bad really. Could have burned the whole building down.

 

[version]

Glad you're still with us. You often hear of people burning their house down after falling asleep with a cig in bed etc.