Intoxication log

[Corpsey]

Come here to say hi and log your highs.

11.26am and I'm high on one flat white and one cortardo drunk on a nearly empty stomach with a good night's sleep.

 

[Corpsey]

Must be said here that I've gone from getting stoned every evening to not smoking any since last Monday. This is what lies behind my obnoxious energy burst.

 

[luka]

Brutal hungover just noticed I'm covered in espresso martini

 

[Corpsey]

Fucking love that drink

But a bit dangerous, like smoking cocaine

 

[luka]

They had it on tap. Me and woops drowned ourselves in it

 

[luka]

Smoked about two hundred benson gold.

 

[Corpsey]

Great, isn't it, at the time. In heaven there's no hangovers. St Peter always hovering near your shoulder with a full pack of bensons.

 

[Corpsey]

Enjoying alliteration this mornign so I should have put "burnable bensons".

 

[luka]

It's great. Sitting in the sun. Pint after pint after pint. Whiling away the hours.

 

[Corpsey]

Any release of inhibition is glorious. Same with spending too much money.

 

[luka]

I absolutely love spunking money. Love it. Not on things though. Has to be spunked. Booze and resturaunts basically.

 

[Corpsey]

That's part of the meal/booze experience isn't it - you're consuming consumption.

 

[luka]

That's a good way to put it

 

[Corpsey]

I suppose if you're a billionaire it gets boring

But imagine being able to constantly feast and not give a fuck

Heaven

 

[baboon2004]

Things are really overrated, especially the 70% of things that one doesn't use/uses really infrequently. Just hanging around, reminding you of their pointless existence.

 

[Corpsey]

Except when I'm on acid and become profoundly grateful for toilet paper and moretti beer

 

[Mr. Tea]

They had it on tap. Me and woops drowned ourselves in it

Martini on tap? What the actual fuck?

Truly, the End Times are upon us.

 

[luka]

Things are really overrated, especially the 70% of things that one doesn't use/uses really infrequently. Just hanging around, reminding you of their pointless existence.

You need a good chair. You need a table. Ideally you want a good frying pan and a good saucepan and a good knife. Those are all genuinely useful things but otherwise I agree.

 

[luka]

I would very much like a good bed but I have a very bad bed. My life would be improved 20% if I had a good bed.

 

[Corpsey]

A good bluetooth speaker is a marvellous thing.

On acid I felt towards my Bose speaker the way a dog owner feels towards their daschund.