Simon silverdollarcircle

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Things were never quite the same after that Heads, Shoulders Knees and Toes track. That really exposed the underlying naffness of funky in a really brutal and indelible way. We couldn't claim to be innocent after that. We knew exactly what we were doing and why it was wrong
 

version

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I was born in 82.

Another opportunity to consult the Chinese zodiac.

Year of the Dog

Dog is the eleventh in the 12-year cycle of Chinese zodiac sign. The Years of the Dog include 1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006, 2018, 2030, 2042...

Dog is man's good friend who can understand the human's spirit and obey its master, whether he is wealthy or not. The Chinese regard it as an auspicious animal. If a dog happens to come to a house, it symbolizes the coming of fortune. The invincible God Erlang in Chinese legend used a loyal wolfhound to help him capture monsters.

Best Jobs: Lawyers, judges, organizers, teachers, doctors, civil servants, programmers, advertising planners, bloggers…

Best Age to Start a Business: 20-40 years old

Best Career Fields: Furniture store, engineering company

Dog Zodiac Eminent Personalities: Winston Churchill, Benjamin Franklin, Bill Clinton, Herbert Hoover, Golda Meir, Voltaire, Marcel Proust, George Gershwin, Jane Goodall, Socrates, Lucy Maud Montgomery, Prince William, Michael Jackson, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Jennifer Lopez, Anna Paquin, Brad Renfro, Ellen DeGeneres, Heather Graham, Jessica Biel, Kelly Clarkson, Kirsten Dunst, LeAnn Rimes, Leelee Sobieski, Queen Latifah, Ryan Cabrera, Shirley McLaine, Susan Sarandon, Thora Birch, Uma Thurman, Dakota Fanning, Moises Arias, Andre Agassi, Confucius, Sun Quan (King of Wu in China’s Three Kingdoms Period 220 - 280), Li Yuan (the first emperor of the Tang Dynasty 618 - 907), Zhou Enlai (the first Premier of PRC)
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
When Tim F was posting on here it was the jewel in our crown. If we'd poached him from ILM they'd never have hrare the end of it.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
My feelings towards ILM are the closest I get to understanding a Man United fan's irrational hatred of Liverpool fans.
 

luka

Well-known member
ILM is a forum for professionals who earn upwards of £70,000. It's for people who went to top universities are comfortable in high society. Tim fits in there. They're his people.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
Access to the finest cocaine. Little silver trays that they snap open.

We're down the park snorting shards of ketamine off a frisbee.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
Recommending the new FKA Twigs album to an ethnically ambiguous super model with a triangle tattoo and a tote bag.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
You'd have to be mad to be a tree surgeon. Incredibly dangerous job.
Got a friend who is a tree surgeon and he actually does seem one of the more zen-like and content people in my life. He's always saying things like "It was amazing seeing the sun rise and a load of ravens cawing at it" or "There was this incredible owl" or whatever.
 

version

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I might defect to ILM in that case. Maybe some of the glitz will rub off on me and wash away the stench of you frisbee sniffers.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
It should be noted at this point that they have extremely dodgy taste in music. They get it right some times and with some genres but great swathes of what they rate is terribly bland.

Which goes some way to suggesting that happy people ARE boring.
 
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