What is the first thing you remember sticking up your arse?

WashYourHands

Cat Malogen
Went out with a lass who could only cum from anal sex. English, ex public school type, sort of a hippy masquerading as a bohemian. Did nude modelling to a bunch of elderly pervs etc. We live and learn.

You only had to to warm each other up and she’d bite her lower lip and start spreading her arse cheeks. We traveled everywhere together with a kit thing of lube and rubbers. Plenty of trains, in the woods round Box Hill, by the canal in Mancs, a museum store room, pub loos, the list was endless.

She discussed things and wanted us to to achieve female ejac through vaginal sex, but this never really worked. She could cum from oral sex no problem, but you could spend hours (hours) going through every conceivable trick known to man without cracking the conundrum. However, I’d only have to reach for the lube and she’d leer at the inevitable filth.

Not a keeper, but a riot while it lasted.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Of everything I've ever read here, that post is definitely the closest in tone to those "reader's letters" they used to publish in the back of Razzle, etc.
 

luka

Well-known member
she went mad apparently. Poetix did a post about it. It's way better just boys though. It was gross the way people acted with a girl in the room.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
I think this thread was Rich's brother's only contribution to the forum. But you gotta admit, it was a good one.
 
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