Dinner of the Day.

[Mr. Tea]

Are you trying to eat like Dostoevsky?

Is that the name of someone's pet donkey?

 

[Mr. Tea]

third is not vegetarian hes muslim

Yeah I wasn't talking about him.

 

[version]

Is that the name of someone's pet donkey?

No, that's Donkstoevsky.

 

[luka]

it smells like wee

 

[Mr. Tea]

it smells like wee

Eurgh, everyone, @luka's got a weird willy disease that makes his wee smell like bacon!

 

[Leo]

it smells like wee

should go well on urine-soaked bread, then.

 

[Leo]

i ate half a cabbage, a carrot, an onion and a broccoli stalk.

stir fry?

 

[luka]

stir fry?

yeah there was noodles and tofu too but that makes it sound less funny

 

[Leo]

I disliked tofu for years but later realized that was because I'd only had it just chopped up and plopped in a salad. much better when it's stir fried or simmered in lots of spices or sauce. we make fake coronation chicken and fake Bahn mi sandwiched with tofu and I swear you don't miss the chicken or pork (both of which I still love, btw).

 

[Mr. Tea]

yeah there was noodles and tofu too but that makes it sound less funny

Yeah, it detracts from the image of you eating a pile of raw, unwashed vegetables, punching yourself in the face in between each bite in order to ward off any lustful temptations from Lucifer's ubiquitous infernal army.

 

[luka]

Eurgh, everyone, @luka's got a weird willy disease that makes his wee smell like bacon!

i mean, Laugh Out Loud, but on a serious note do you note detect a hint of wee smell in frying bacon? i find the smell really off putting.

 

[wektor]

instant kimchi ramyun with some tofu of questionable quality (700g for less than 2 quid?)

 

[Leo]

I don't know much about tofu but thought it was all the same quality. Differences in firmness, obviously.

 

[woops]

deep fried tofu is alright, wobbly jelly stuff like feta cheese is not

 

[line b]

I prefer seitan

 

[Leo]

feta here is firm, and crumbles. mozzarella (or mutz, as they say) is wobbly.

 

[Mr. Tea]

i mean, Laugh Out Loud, but on a serious note do you note detect a hint of wee smell in frying bacon? i find the smell really off putting.

I dunno, maybe very vaguely - probably more so if it's low quality bacon or has been sitting around in the fridge for too long.

But by the same token, cabbage and many types of beans can already smell a bit farty.

 

[Mr. Tea]

instant kimchi ramyun with some tofu of questionable quality (700g for less than 2 quid?)

Probably made from soy beans that have been kept in really unethical conditions. 😟

 

[luka]

i dont think cabbage smells nice either. all i was saying is that bacon smells nasty. as do all sorts of other things. eg piss, farts, cabbage, subway 'bread' etc

 

[Murphy]

Lamb tagine