Twitter style and tone

[...]

What an amazing insight. I am so clever. I must share this with everybody on Twitter.

 

[wektor]

What an amazing insight. I am so clever. I must share this with everybody on Twitter.

yet another layer of insight is added by posting it here, it's inescapable

 

[Mr. Tea]

yet another layer of insight is added by posting it here, it's inescapable

Astonishingly perceptive post there, @wektor.

 

[...]

"Get in the sea"

 

[Mr. Tea]

"Get in the sea"

Are people still saying that? Seems to have fallen by the wayside in the last couple of years.

 

[william_kent]

"spill the tea"
"spill the tea with initials"

 

[IdleRich]

yet another layer of insight is added by posting it here, it's inescapable

You're making this into a DFW type novel with layer after layer of inescapable traps.

 

[wektor]

You're making this into a DFW type novel with layer after layer of inescapable traps.

oh don't make me look like that guy

 

[IdleRich]

I'm not gonna force you to have a mullet and bandana don't worry

 

[Benny Bunter]

How it started How it's going

 

[...]

How it started How it's going

Yes, I hate this too.

 

[...]

I hate Twitter. Nobody is funny on Twitter, not even normally funny people. Twitter is like if Mock the Week hijacked reality.

 

[...]

On the other hand, I enjoy hating Twitter, too.

 

[version]

So you don't really want out?

 

[...]

No. That suspended post made me feel self-conscious.

 

[version]

It isn't exclusive to Twitter, but describing things as "-pilled" or "-brained".

 

[luka]

i absolutely love twitter. its where all the worlds smartest people are and all the best weirdoes.

 

[...]

I love it too.

 

[sufi]

"hellscape"

 

[Mr. Tea]

"Fun fact:"