Master and Commander: Far side of the world (2003)

[line b]

We all agreed that the much older crew member who gets his head blown open and from then on only speaks in sporadic apocalyptic aphorisms is craner

 

[sus]

 

[version]

I think it was Corpsey who discovered there's an additional 25 minutes of footage,

 

[line b]

 

[line b]

 

[catalog]

We are in a master and commander situation right now. The Americans are the French. We need to batten down the hatches, outwit them!

 

[Corpsey]

Ian McNabb is a Jonah if ever I saw one.

 

[version]

Ian McNabb is a Jonah if ever I saw one.

Is that mvuent's full name?

 

[line b]

gus made a very nice observation that one of the films best qualities was its depiction of the french. Subhuman savages. We go near two hours before getting a good humanizing look at their faces, despite several close encounters up to that point. Only two frenchmen get proper screen time and one is a bug looking man literally bursting from the floor boards attempting to get a cowardly stab at Lucky Jack after the battle is long done.

 

[catalog]

But the French captain was pretty good.

 

[catalog]

Actually you have totally missed the point of the film. The French were carbon copies. That's the whole point you neanderthal. It was a delicately poised war, anything could have happened.

 

[line b]

But the French captain was pretty good.

he had one line- some iteration of 'whatever you say lucky jack' - and looked scared the whole time

 

[catalog]

But he had a nice barnet

 

[line b]

1:32

 

[catalog]

Also what about the sword trick. Perfectly done by the French. They did him.

 

[catalog]

1:32

I don't know what you're getting at. That guy was the total dipshit loser jonah

 

[luka]

watching this now. halfway through.

 

[catalog]

After you've watched it you should read my opening post cos it's actually a very good mini essay

 

[line b]

we all read your opening together at the ranch and agreed

 

[luka]

totally buzzing now so proud to be english