What would you do if you went outside?

[Murphy]

I like this Biscuits

 

[sufi]

Don't you ever go home to your family?

tbh i should spend more time on the plot

 

[shakahislop]

A friend and I once played the left- right game for an entire afternoon: we ended up in an infinite loop on the outskirts of Oxford, waiting for the only thing which could break us out of the loop, which was a police car (which did eventually appear).

The London lazy version is the next-bus game: you get on the next bus until you see someone wearing a yellow jacket whereupon you must leave the bus and walk to the nearest bus stop (in either direction) and take the next bus there.

i can see why arguing in an infinite loop with mr tea might appeal to you

 

[shakahislop]

i'm going to go up the empire state building one day. i can see it outside. maybe you could also try to go up something high when you go out. like a hill.

 

[luka]

im actually on a hill now

 

[version]

Are you running up that hill?

 

[luka]

I'm in a house on the hill. According to Barty it's very near where Kate Bush wrote some famous songs though

 

[woops]

he means a spiritual mountain top.

 

[luka]

I'm looking after someone's house and it's on a hill. It makes a nice change from my house which was sort of getting me down. It's got a rooftop balcony. I can see right into a Tesco metro opposite

 

[woops]

so you said to this person who's house it is i'll make a deal with god and get him to change our places?

 

[Clinamenic]

It's called the Left-Right Game

The text-based RPG equivalent of a derive?

 

[woops]

The text-based RPG equivalent of a derive?

the left bank - right bank game

 

[Clinamenic]

the left bank - right bank game

You'd be able to type "Spraypaint a penis on the pharma billboard"

Detournement.

 

[woops]

You'd be able to type "Spraypaint a penis on the pharma billboard"

Detourenment.

you could type "use spraypaint on billboard"

the RPG might reply "spraypaint does not work"

you would get 1000 bonus points for replying "never work"

 

[Clinamenic]

And then the game would stop working.

 

[woops]

you wouldn't care though cos it would be utopia outside

 

[woops]

people would be y'know playing football in a cathedral and stuff

 

[DannyL]

Pour rum at the crossroads and talk to spirits. Best option tbf.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I'd probably think "Bit nippy, innit" and the go back indoors where it's nice and warm.

 

[john eden]

Today.