i hate the irish, yorkshiremen, liverpudlians,australian men(but not women), americans, people from north london, people from west london, suburbanites, students, theory, people who read theory, religious people, sanctimonious people, careerists,self-promoters,artists, photographers, archtiects, people who work in design,peoplewho work in advertising/marketing, stand up comedians, successful people, rich people, people in richmond, surrey,saffron walden etc, essex boys and girls, the I'm alright Jack attitude, selfish people, people who follow politics, people who have opinions on the middle east, opinions in general,teenagers, old people, 30somethings, people in their mid to late 20s, kids, parents, good looking people, drivers, vegetarians (although i am vegetarian) cyclists (although i ride a bike) anyone weraing badges demonstrating a political/ethical allegience (free trade, free nelson mandela, free palestine) christians, salesmen, rugby fans, oxbridge graduates, graduates of any stripe,students, croydon,streatham, archway, tuffnel park, holloway, people who live in hampstead, people you see in borough market, teachers, white middle aged men in ethnic style headgear, stubble,grey hair, the sort that go on marches,self-righteous cunts, people who read philososphy books, poseurs, people who move to london to make it in the media/arts world etc, anyone who works in media,anyone who went to art shcool, racists, hypocrites,people who read the guardian, people who read the mail, people who read the telegraph, television presenters,breakfast radio djs,radio 1, indie kids,camden, european teenage tourists with badly dyed/braided hair, people who sell shit weed, cokeheads (fuck off you lying overbearing boorish cunts), men, shoreditch, labrooke grove, brixton, st johns wood, ambitious people, romford on a saturday night, letchworth, the north, the northern irish accent, pikey spanish kids with dreads going to a trance night, israelis, south africans, south african accents, hackney squatters,crusties,people who think they are creative, prigs, self-assured people, misonginists, the overly precious, men in pink ties and hair gel (often estate agents) Foxtons minis,(slash the tyres) pissed, screeching women, vivacious, bubbly girls, (think chantelle) white rastas, people who don't say thank you when you've just gone out of your way to hold the door open for the ungrateful cunts, deluze and guattri and anyone who references them, continental philospohy in general, city workers, suits in shoreditch, bars full of suits and pentup aggression/frustration, bendy buses, bigots, people who want to tell you about how immigrants are fucking this country up, chelsea supporters, camp homosexuals, old compton street, graham norton, people who go to the gym, people who only buy organic vegetables, goths and miserabilists, mancunians, the myth of madchester, hippy myths,punk wars myths(this more than anything),summer of love myths, dance music DJs, amateur DJs, boy racers, SUV/4x4 drivers, onemanupmanship among music fans (yeah,postpunk from finland, rarely rare) anal people, middle england and its smug mediocrity, tory voters, english cities which aren't london (manchester looks like Ilford but less glamourous) the home counties, 'chuggers', kids listenening to shitty grime tunes through a horrible, tinny mobile phone speaker on the bus, kids gleeful conversations about violence, english weather, english light, people who are into 'film' boys in tight jeans (you stupid cunts) boys in dirty white converse all stars, do-gooders, dubstep nights (like standing in the basement of blackmarket records for 5 hours) people who wrote for the student newspaper, people who got involved in extra-curricular activities at school, grasses, sneerers, people who can only see faults and affect in other people, girls wearing stupid art school/fashion school clothes, social workers, philistines, supercillious twats working in independent record stores, people who jog, hair gel, aftershave, boys who moisturise, the modern workplace,work itself, other cyclists who overtake you when you're stopped at a red light, boys who dresss like premiership footballers (distressed denim, expensive shirt, hair gel) happy people, anti-social behaviour, people smoking cigerrettes too close to me, aggessive people,manipulative people, 'clubbing' 'having fun' kids on a school trip when you're trying to walk round an art gallery or museum, nick cohen, david arranovitch,mark melting wax face lawson, television, middle brow anything, the booker prize, the establishment, chinos, taking the party line without thinking, people who think they are 'sprirtual' new age kooks, crystal strokers, tree huggers, acid causalties, people who are into 'majick' people who think they are clever, people who talk in art galleries as if they're aome sort of art historian connesuier(exquisite brushwork, very dynamic) opinions again, more than anything, people in general, prying people, suspicious minds, fashion/style magazines, trednspotters, bloggers, blogs, people writing about music, people writing about anything, people writing, people writing for blogs as if they were writing for mainstream publications with capsule reviews in journalese, you sad cunts, people who just regurgitate information from books to sound clever and erudite ('in 1940 modernist composer Shemtomich joined forces with neo-collagist and racontuer, the Hungarian Boris Kapovari to create etc etc etc') drunk people, people on E, Stevanage, drum and bass, waiting for buses, people who are too earnest, Andrew Motion, Salman Rushdies smug face....
to be honest i could go on for days...
