Useful stuff

[william_kent]

top tip for the under thirties:

don't drink grapefruit juice and take codeine on public transport - it won't end well

 

[Murphy]

Trick works with but stomach cramps too

 

[shiels]

Rather than cutting and peeling the foil on a bottle of wine, just grab around the neck with your hand twist and pull the whole thing off. Preferably naked, in front of a beautiful woman lying on a bed in just her underwear

 

[mixed_biscuits]

pull the whole thing off. Preferably naked, in front of a beautiful woman lying on a bed in just her underwear

A bit self-indulgent

 

[shiels]

You’re all going to think of me naked every time you open corked wine for the rest of your lives. And I’ve probably saved you about 2 hours of life, maybe 10 or more hours for the heavy drinkers. No worries, don’t mention it.

 

[shiels]

the lowest members of society

!

 

[Murphy]

@suspended for when your country finally collapses

https://www.ojp.gov/pdffiles1/nij/181869.pdf

https://detroitmi.gov/sites/detroitmi.localhost/files/2018-09/Bomb%20Threats_Explosives%20and%20Unattended%20or%20Suspicious%20Items%20Directive%20205.5.pdf

https://www.vbgov.com/government/departments/police/Documents/Bomb%20Threat%20Field%20Guide_Redacted.pdf

https://www.phillypolice.com/assets/directives/D4.5-BombScaresExplosiveDevicesAndExplosions.pdf

https://www.epa.gov/sites/default/files/documents/ifuxoctthandbook.pdf

 

[mixed_biscuits]

!

Has Tony Blair hijacked your account?

 

[shiels]

What are on about biscuits you little nerd

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Well, frankly

 

[Murphy]

Effect of testosterone boosters on body functions: Case report

Testosterone boosters are supplementary substances that can be used for the purpose of increasing testosterone levels in the blood. This study aimed to evaluate the side effects and health risks of testosterone boosters among athletes. A sportsman came ...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Funny what you have at your fingertips

 

[Murphy]

Funny what you have at your fingertips

 

[pattycakes_]

!

Thought provoking to say the least

 

[martin]

Anyone know where I can score a snide copy of Photoshop (ie, actually on my PC, not a subscription).
This was such a doddle back with Torrents and decent IT managers, but I'm out of the loop.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Anyone know where I can score a snide copy of Photoshop (ie, actually on my PC, not a subscription).
This was such a doddle back with Torrents and decent IT managers, but I'm out of the loop.

Use Paint.Net or Gimp

 

[Murphy]

Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Books, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine

archive.org

if you’re not as bored as that, lovefingers for winging through some absolutely crackling track picks

Lovefingers

www.lovefingers.org

 

[sufi]

If you have holes in your pockets tuck your trouser legs into your socks

 

[Clinamenic]

Use Paint.Net or Gimp

Yeah I'd recommend Gimp too, been using it for years.

 

[Clinamenic]

Some other cool things:

Arc Browser (free, cool new browser)
Cal.com (free, composable calendar/meeting app)
Perplexity.ai (free conversational AI, which can browse the internet)