The Clinamenic Co-Living Diary
- Thread starter Clinamenic
- Start date
-
- Tags
- affliction warranting a head cone beer pong bisexual lighting blink twice if you're in danger call me by your handle cleaning service cuddle puddle endless thinly veiled bdsm dynamics haunted mansion imitation sazerac libertarian technopirates locked in the bum-cabinet poop city rave cave someone's intelligent dad or something spandrel stan's san fran rat house this is carcosa underwear fetishism wisdom exchange
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
This is happening at our house this saturday. A Bryan Johnson themed meetup.
mixed_biscuits
_________________________
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
My God Will, I found the red room.
There actually is one. In the basement maintenance room, if you walk along the edge of the room you are led to a small enclosure with cushions for sitting, and a strange hanging red lantern. I'll get a picture at some pint.
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
We had people doing nude plunges into ice bathes in tin tubs in the courtyard today, which upset our irritable neighbor enough for her to email us a strongly worded condemnation. We also had a Wim Hof breathing guide give a session in the basement, and we served bone broth.
This greeted attendants at our door:
william_kent
Well-known member
I suppose the maintenance room has a bone saw, chain saw, tubs of quicklime, etc.,?
if so, you probably need to relocate as soon as possible
how many former residents have never been heard of again?
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Now that you mention it, there aren't any "former" residents...
william_kent
Well-known member
alarm bells ringing
william_kent
Well-known member
take them to the RED ROOM, boil them up and serve them as soup to the poor & needy in the Tenderloin
you can take a waymo and pay for it in ETH
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
We have a google form for those who want to apply to join the stigmergic metaorganism.
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Just yesterday I learned that this milieu's term for an orgy is a 'play party'
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
You're just jealous because you didn't get to plunge with the hippies and tech bros.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
I think I can cope with that, tbh.
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
I wouldn't expect a mere plebeian forager to appreciate such a refined experience.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
You'll be laughing on the other side of your face when the Big Crash comes and some of us know how to source calories and protein.
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Mr Tea in his myco-luminescent survivalist cave bowing to a Paul Stamets bust which is itself a growing block for psychoactive shrooms.