The worst thing you've heard all day

[0bleak]

I like the obvious one

the singer?

 

[luka]

they sound so drab and provinical and joyless they make me feel grey and sick i despise them i want their back catlogue wiped out and erased

 

[william_kent]

the singer?

they had a singer?

I thought they just had an out of tune failed music journalist

 

[luka]

they were playing (as they always do) youre too sweet for me in the barber today i hate it so much
i dont beleive for a minute that lad drinks his coffee black

 

[luka]

I think I'll take my whiskey neat
My coffee black and my bed at three
You're too sweet for me
You're too sweet for me
I take my whiskey neat
My coffee black and my bed at three
You're too sweet for me
You're too sweet for me
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

no you dont why are you lying

 

[william_kent]

they were playing (as they always do) youre too sweet for me in the barber today i hate it so much
i dont beleive for a minute that lad drinks his coffee black

you know they were named after a despicable video that @shakahislop caught me to confessing to having viewed?

@shakahislop tried to shame me, tried to tell you'll that I'm some kind of pervert, but he failed because you all know that anyway

 

[william_kent]

I think the original German VHS went along these lines;



it was worse than that, there were anal sphincters, nipple clamps and tin tacks involved

 

[Murphy]

For a second I couldn’t make out why the shape didn’t correspond to kerplunk and then super sharp shooter shooting shots the horrors sank right through my consciousness

 

[william_kent]

For a second I couldn’t make out why the shape didn’t correspond to kerplunk and then super sharp shooter shooting shots the horrors sank right through my consciousness

so you've seen the Deutsche VHS as well? so painful when the rats are released into the tubes and then the alpha dude in the SS trench coat bums the beta guy

 

[Murphy]

Devil’s in the detail, Bill

 

[Mr. Tea]

no you dont why are you lying

Such cynicism. 😟

Next you'll be telling me you don't really believe Robert Plant was born into a family of black sharecroppers in Mississippi in 1910 and has never battled a Ringwraith.

 

[thirdform]

they sound so drab and provinical and joyless they make me feel grey and sick i despise them i want their back catlogue wiped out and erased

keep suburbia though.

 

[Murphy]

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Only listened to a couple of seconds...sounds all right to me.

 

[Corpsey]

Everyone knows me as "Mr Oasis" around here but this is the dictionary definition of dreary

 

[jenks]

New Cure album. So dull.

 

[kid charlemagne]

are they better than the smiths?

 

[Benny Bunter]

New Cure album. So dull.

Just sort of had it in the background, but I was surprised to find myself really enjoying this tbh. Sounds like Disentegration era Cure to me.

 

[luka]

are they better than the smiths?

THE CURE VERSUS THE SMYTHES

north vs south cures vs smiths

www.dissensus.com

 

[Benny Bunter]

I LOVE this