General election 2024

[Mr. Tea]

Those hexagons, kinda interesting that on a first glance, it's non-red at the sides, on the coasts and beaches

Both constituencies on the Isle of Wight are predicted to go red, which is a turn up for the books.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I've learned from the Cook'd and Bomb'd forum that the Torygraph has this on its front page:



I mean, what?

 

[catalog]

Pages from my notebook, from a few weeks ago, where I cut out the starmer portrait from the promo through the letterbox

So that is Paul Davies, actual labour candidate for my constituency, and he's small and upside down inside 50s mad men starmer

 

[catalog]

It's now or never for that elusive fourth summer of love

 

[catalog]

It's a nice warm evening. Am considering walking barefoot for a mile to the 24 hour shop to get some perla mocnas.

 

[catalog]

Dream team

 

[catalog]

Massive endorsement for farage so far you gotta say. Reform essentially 3rd party. Con + Ref = would beat Labour. But dunno if this story will change as night goes on.

 

[kid charlemagne]

starmer is basically trump of london, but he is on labour party? and this is the new guy in the uk or something?

 

[version]

Massive endorsement for farage so far you gotta say. Reform essentially 3rd party. Con + Ref = would beat Labour. But dunno if this story will change as night goes on.

Yeah, worrying. They're coming 2nd and 3rd in a lot of seats and taking a lot of votes off the Tories.

 

[subvert47]

Pages from my notebook, from a few weeks ago, where I cut out the starmer portrait from the promo through the letterbox

No, he looks like Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

 

[version]

Hope Liz Truss loses her seat.

🔥 🔥 🔥

 

[version]

Rees-Mogg, Galloway, Mordaunt, Shapps, Paisley Jr. and a bunch of other cunts are gone too. Good result.

 

[subvert47]

from the Tory PM's constituencies:

Witney (ex. David Cameron) – Lib Dem gain
Maidenhead (ex. Theresa May) – Lib Dem gain
Uxbridge and South Ruislip (ex. Boris Johnson) – Lab gain
South West Norfolk (Liz Truss) – Lab gain
Richmond and Northallerton (Rishi Sunak) – Con hold

well done there anyway, Rishi 😘

 

[yyaldrin]

 

[subvert47]

It'll be interesting to see what the effect ID requirement had. The Tories' plan of vote suppression seems to have reduced the big Labour majorities in the inner cities, but that made no real difference because Labour obviously won those seats anyway. It doesn't seem to have had much effect elsewhere. And hopefully Labour will scrap it now anyway.

 

[IdleRich]

🔥 🔥 🔥

Fucking funny

 

[IdleRich]

In fact

Liz Truss’s political record breaking continues: - Shortest reigning PM - First PM in 100 years to lose their seat - Tory MP with largest ever swing to Labour

Also, sadly, JRM has gone. Many of you will know how much I liked that guy.

 

[IdleRich]

 

[IdleRich]

starmer is basically trump of london, but he is on labour party? and this is the new guy in the uk or something?

Are you not thinking of Boris Johnson? He's Trump's Mini-Me.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I'm going to pioneer pronouncing 'FPTP' as if it were a normal word, 'fptp', like a raspberry/fart sound.

I fully expect this to be standard throughout the country by the next election.